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    This book is cringey, unorganized and stupid. If you wanna know what the inside of my mind looks like this is it. Sorry for your eyeballs. DONT READ IF YOU'RE NEW JUST DONT. I warned you. Cover by @AmericanPycho

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    #66 im a dick

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    I'm a piece of fucking shit!
    
                          
    What's new? 
    
                          
    FUCK ME SIDEWAYS AND CALL ME SALLY SHIT MOTHER FUCKING HELL IM A DICK
    
                          
    americanbyefi americanbyefi americanbyefi 
    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! 
    
                          
    (I love you so much that I remembered your birthday 14 days after it passed... I'm so sorry) 
    
                          
    IM A DICK
    
                          
    OH MY GOD IM SO ANGRY AT MYSELF FUCK ME IM SO SORRY 
    
                          
    I 
       LOVE 
                YOU <3 
    
                          
    If you didn't live seven hours away I would be knocking on your door apologizing I'm sorry
    
                          
    Fuck me
    
                          
    ~Syd
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