jjk; ❝ bitch, if you're going
to unfollow me after you
follow me, best get ready
your ass be flyin' to a place
where the sun doesn't shine. ❞
;
in which a cocky boy follows a random girl to kill off time but instead got into a war of spams.
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me: aww thanks yoongi, that's the nicest thing you've said to me in the few months that we've met ❤️
me: i'm inevitably sweating from my eyes again
icancookafineass: What the fuck? Am I being hacked?
me: what
icancookafineass: sozzyyy, some1 took my 📱!!
icancookafineass: Dude the fuck? Who are you?
icancookafineass: your soul-mate! muhahahaha :3
icancookafineass: Kindly get the fuck away from my account.
me: 🍵
icancookafineass: whai r u so mean ;(((
me: it's normal around here
icancookafineass: what's his name? x3333 i'm excited uWu
icancookafineass: Reni, don't fucking do it. It's a hacker.
me: alright so i have 2 options: firstly, listen to the gramps who's always irritated? secondly, listen to the stranger who emits a really cute gamer girl vibe.
me: ofcourse the latter 😍🖐🏻
me: the name's min yoongi ✨😉
icancookafineass: hehe such a cute name!!! 💗
icancookafineass: God.. just hack my phone already. Stop texting here and acting as though I'm having a dual conversation with my ownself.
