jjk; ❝ bitch, if you're going
to unfollow me after you
follow me, best get ready
your ass be flyin' to a place
where the sun doesn't shine. ❞
;
in which a cocky boy follows a random girl to kill off time but instead got into a war of spams.
a jeon j...
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officially edited ; 22 august 2020.
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JUNGKOOK: Yo
ME: Hey! Do you remember anything about.. yesterday?
JUNGKOOK: What happened?
ME: 😃
JUNGKOOK: ???
JUNGKOOK: What's wrong lol ME: Oh it's just 😃
JUNGKOOK: Speak?? ME: I have never want to punch someone in the face as much as I do right now 😘
ME: ah, and i found out that both irene and jinnie are dating. they're so adorable<3
JUNGKOOK: Ah. That's so sweet. I wish them both the best.
ME: right?? like imagine coming into an online chat by accident and leaving with a boyfriend.
ME: couldn't be me 😘
JUNGKOOK: 😂 And who decided that? Who knows... maybe your Mr. Right is just in front of you?
JUNGKOOK: Say the word and 💐 could be yours.
ME: i- 😃
JUNGKOOK: What?
ME: you're just- i- nevermind. JUNGKOOK: You really ought to complete your sentences, young missy.
ME: 🤡🤡🤡🤡
ME: anyways, my brother is currently living his life as a full-time hermit as of right now. he dated that chick for about 4 weeks and she finally got enough of him lol. i warned them all that this profile online was a hoax. nobody believed me, ah the life of a sister 👨❤️💋👨
JUNGKOOK: That's sad af ngl.
ME: ikr, and to think that he was boasting about how he was definitely going to have her hand in marriage. after like what? 4 weeks? sit down 🤧🖐🏻
JUNGKOOK: Dude lmao. Marriage? When they've only dated for a month? Your bro has quite the vivid imagination. Or should I say delusion? Either way, it's unhealthy.
