- You Want to Join the R.U?

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Jamie: Hi everyone, I know most authors do these types of pages, but my author is currently snoozing under sheets right now, so me being the responsible one, I will talk.

Jamie: First thing's first, greetings readers. I'm still a bit iffy on you reading my stressful roller coaster ride, but *wink wink* it's more fun being distressed with many people.

Jamie: Now, you'll see how Agent missions go, how Agent life is, and how Agent relationships work. My life is full of that stuff, if that's what you're here for, I presume?

Jamie: I grow up a bit in the story, so this here is a major time period for me. Because it is my story, I don't really like anyone daring to copy it, because let's be real, were you sleeping with an assassin? No? Then let this be my story and you do your story.

Jamie: Shoot.. I said too much. You know what, I'll just copy and paste this from my author's phone:

Copyright © 2017 by Minna.

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.

Jamie: Seems you've made it past the boring texts. Don't worry, half of that I don't even know by heart, but it means something to my author. Yikes, I have a soft spot for her, although she did shoot poison up my arm-

Author: uHEM.

Jamie: *whispers to you* anddd she's here! You know what that means. I'm leaving, but you'll see me again in a couple of swipes up. *smirks* I can't break the fourth wall after this, because I'll be on a mission at a school, so no fighting for me. That said, it means you and I can't communicate. Please watch over me then. I'm counting on you.

— Agent W exits —

Author: Well, um. I hope that brat didn't spoil anything fun...

Author: HELLO! I'm Minna ^^ I write Jamie's story, welcome aboard!

Author: No plagiarizing, or my Mustache Ghosts will haunt you even in your sleep, so beware.

Author:  If you're being rude to other wattpadians, we shall pluck you out and dispose of you

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Author: If you're being rude to other wattpadians, we shall pluck you out and dispose of you.

Author:  If you're being rude to other wattpadians, we shall pluck you out and dispose of you

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Author: Don't think we're not watching either. We're watchinggggg o^O

Author: Fun aside, please do an octuple check before you decide to take someone else's work, even if it's only a quick quote that you think is amusing or an interesting scene that gets your attention

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Author: Fun aside, please do an octuple check before you decide to take someone else's work, even if it's only a quick quote that you think is amusing or an interesting scene that gets your attention. Chances are, what may have been something that you read in 2 seconds that interests you took me several days and weeks to be able to sit down and write.

Author: I have reviewed many people's stories on here, so there are chances I will stumble on your work, and let's just say I won't be all sprinkles and cheese on our first encounter. Even when I die, my Mustache Ghosts will live on and catch you.

Author: And to my Mustache Ghost Fam, if you see my work replicated or copied anywhere besides Wattpad, or on my page, please let me be aware of this immediately and I will take care it.

Author: Any reader that just wants help on getting a scene going, feel free to just ask! I am WILLING to help you, so don't feel like my work is a have-or-die situation (cause it really isn't).

Author: Welp, everything's been said. Buckle up and have fun!

Author: If you're hungry, get dem vegetables.

Author: If you're thirsty, get dem water.

Author: If you're finding a river coming out of your eyes (which is rare), grab dem Kleenex tissues just in case.

Author: I'll provide you all protection so that you won't be caught up in all the dangerous action *insert author's evil laugh*

Author: I'll provide you all protection so that you won't be caught up in all the dangerous action *insert author's evil laugh*

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Author: Until next time ~

— Minna exits —

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