Thank you to AM-Magic for the idea for the conflict!
Jared,Evan,and-friend
11:38 p.m.
EdgyTeen: who named the group chat??
TotallyJK: um Evan?
TotallyJK: yeah him
ProtectedAcorn: Jared!!
EdgyTeen: Evan you get extra hugs
TotallyJK: no it was me it was me and only me!!
EdgyTeen: yeah exactly
EdgyTeen: you guys want to A La Mode tomorrow??
ProtectedAcorn: sure!!
ProtectedAcorn: I mean only if you guys want to
ProtectedAcorn: I mean I really don't care
ProtectedAcorn: whatever everyone else wants to do
ProtectedAcorn: Sorry
TotallyJK: Ev do you want to go??
ProtectedAcorn: um...yes?
EdgyTeen: perfect so we're going
ProtectedAcorn: yay 😁!!
TotallyJK: holly stuff he's adorable
ProtectedAcorn: nice censorship Jared
TotallyJK: u know just in case some smol fanchildren were to read this once I became famous lol
EdgyTeen: who would read someone else's texts??
EdgyTeen: that's fudged up
ProtectedAcorn: hi future readers
ProtectedAcorn: I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees 🌳🌲🌳🌲
TotallyJK: can't wait to get my chocolate sprinkles on!!
EdgyTeen: chocolate sprinkles?!?! Ew rainbow is better
TotallyJK: no
EdgyTeen: Yes
TotallyJK: no!
EdgyTeen: Yes!!
TotallyJK: 🍫
EdgyTeen: 🌈
TotallyJK: 🍫
EdgyTeen: 🌈
TotallyJK: chocolate sprinkles are better because of their superior taste and consistency
EdgyTeen: rainbow sprinkles are better because they don't suck
EdgyTeen: unlike chocolate sprinkles
ProtectedAcorn: um guys...they taste like exactly the same
EdgyTeen: stay out of this !!
TotallyJK: this is between me and that rainbow- sprinkle-loving-traitor
EdgyTeen: go fudge yourself !!
ProtectedAcorn: CONNOR!!!
TotallyJK: at least I like chocolate sprinkles you son of a
ProtectedAcorn: STOP RIGHT THERE!!
TotallyJK: hippie!
EdgyTeen: I'm going to come over there and burry you alive in my backyard
TotallyJK: try it!! I dare you!!
ProtectedAcorn: Connor really?? You're going to be 18 in a few months!
EdgyTeen: which means I should maim Jared now before I can get more charges against myself
ProtectedAcorn: they taste exactly the same!!
TotallyJK: you don't understand life!
ProtectedAcorn:
Name: Evan Hansen
Gender: male
Age: 17
Summary: Hi everyone I'm Evan! I like ice cream, trees, and long romantic walks in abandoned apple orchards. I'm currently single and looking for that perfect boy or girl to spend the rest of my life with. If you know of anyone who might be interested please contact me at 1-800-244-6227.
Thanks!
EdgyTeen: Evan what is this?
ProtectedAcorn: my application for new boyfriends/girlfriends
TotallyJK: Evan no! Connor our boyfriend is going to leave us! Connor what are we going to do?!?!
ProtectedAcorn: you could always just stop arguing about sprinkles...
EdgyTeen: Jared we can't risk losing him! I would rather eat chocolate sprinkles than that!!
TotallyJK: agreed
ProtectedAcorn: thanks loves! I'm going to sleep now! Good night!
TotallyJK: good night
EdgyTeen: night Ev
ProtectedAcorn has left the chat
EdgyTeen: So Jared, you, me parking lot before school
TotallyJK: we finish this
Another special thanks to McDonald's for providing Evan's phone number.
YOU ARE READING
Weird Dear Evan Hansen One-Shots!
FanfictionOne-shots and other short stories influenced by the musical by Steven Levenson, Benj Pasek, and Justin Paul. (I do not own any of these characters or any part of the actual musical). This is my first fanfic so I hope you enjoy it!
