The Truth About Love (Stan x Kyle)

Princess or Prince Kenny?

"Good morning Prince Kyle." She says with another giggle, twirling some of her golden hair around one finger. Her voice is always muffled into her parka, and quite hard to understand but I've learnt how to, and often act as a translator for my parents.

"Morning Princess Kenny." I say brightly in return.

"Are you wanting a look at my tits today?" She says with another giggle, fanning herself with one hand, pulling her bra up and fondling her boobs a bit.

"No!" I yell at her.

"Oh, that's right! Your love is elsewhere." She says with a little smile, and another giggle. "So, how are you doing seducing your man?" that comment caused me to go bright red, and to give her a death glare. Kenny has decided I'm in love with Stan, which is actually absurd.

"I'm not seducing anyone!" I say crossing my arms in annoyance.

"I presume that means you haven't made any progress in defeating that Wendy girl." She says her name with disgust, which is really mean, as far as I know, she's really nice. I mean apparently, she had a woman murdered because she was a threat to her relationship with Stan but I'm sure that's just a rumour.

"I don't have a problem with Wendy! Stan can hang out with whoever he wants!" that's maybe a slight lie. Although I've never met the girl, and I'm sure she's nice, I have taken a disliking to her because Stan often choses her company over mine. Though that doesn't mean I'm in love with him! I just want to spend time with him. I should really try not to be so annoyed at her. Elves are not supposed to be emotional.

"You're a terrible liar." Says Kenny looking at her nails. "Come on, I'll help you take that bitch down!" Kenny seemed to have a fire in her eyes, and it looks like she hated Wendy more than I did.

"Kenny, chill, no one is taking anyone down! How have you been doing?" I said politely trying to change the subject. Kenny's expression faltered; her eyes turned large and sad. "Kenny? Are you alright?" I asked, concerned.

"Do your parents listen in on these conversations?" she whispered to me.

"They used to," I replied, "but then I stopped it." I remembered getting really annoyed and throwing a hissy fit. It was maybe not my finest hour. "I doubt it's happening now, if you're worried we could take a walk round the rose garden?"

"Ugh, that sounds like something Cartman would do." Said Kenny, looking irritated.

"We could... er... go to my room?" I said trying to think of another option, Kenny giggled.

"You trying to start a scandal Kyle? I thought we you saving yourself for Stan!" that is not what I meant! I resisted the urge to tackle Kenny to the ground and gritted my teeth.

"Have you got a better idea?" I said, trying to restrain myself. I always get told off for my temper. Elves are not supposed to have tempers. Kenny sighed.

"Rose garden it is." A short walk later Kenny was back to teasing. "Shouldn't you be linking arms with me? Not showing proper etiquette to a princess are you Kyle?" She said giggling. I glared at her in response.

"Do you wanna talk or not?" I said threateningly. Her face darkened again.

"Let's just get a little further away." She said looking slightly scared. Kenny's never scared. What on earth is she going to tell me? Once we were sufficiently far away to satisfy Kenny we sat down near some flowers. I took off my robe and let Kenny sit on it. People would get suspicious if her dress got dirty, plus it was just good manners. "My, my what a gentleman." She said with yet another giggle. Fanning herself again. I glared at her.

"You gonna talk or not?" I said irritated, sitting on the wet grass. She cleared her throat, paused for a minute, probably pondering if telling me was the right thing to do.

"I really don't want to have to spring this problem on you because it's completely mine. But I don't have anyone else to turn to." She sighed and took a deep breath. "I'm a dude." She finished abruptly. Whatever I was expecting it wasn't that. I gave her a confused look. "I have a dick," I must have still looked confused because her next words were, "want me to prove it?"

"No!" was what I half screamed in response. I collected myself. "Um... okay, so, how long have you known about this?" I asked, because Kenny sounded like she had only just realised herself.

"About a week ago, I just assumed all girls had dicks but a guy I was shagging pointed it out to me." Wow, I'm surprised no one had before. "I asked my Mom and she said when they realised I was a boy they decided to pretend I was a girl." She looked quite hurt. "My stupid poor parents were so desperate for the money my marriage to Cartman would give them that they made a decision that has greatly affected me without my consent." Kenny looked really, really upset. "Kyle, I don't know what to do! I'm promised to marry Cartman when we're both sixteen, but when he finds out I don't know what he'll do to me!" Kenny had burst into tears. She's tried to stop then coming, but they came anyway. Poor girl. She's always so strong. I hated seeing her like this. I thought hard for a moment.

"Well... if when he finds out he has a problem with it, which that dick head better not have a problem with. Man, I feel so sorry for you having to marry that douche. Anyway, if he has a problem with it you can come live here." I decided, I don't think my parents would mind. They love Kenny. I think they secretly want me to marry her but that is not happening.

"Kyle no, you can't do that! That might start a war between our two countries!"

"So be it, he's had it coming anyway after the genocide of my people in his country." I said glaring in the direction I'd decided the South was. I turned my attention back to her.

"Thanks Kyle." She said quietly, looking at the ground.

"Anyway, there's a more important matter to discuss." I said, Kenny looked at me in confusion.

"How do you want me to address you?" Kenny still looked confused. "Like as a girl or as a guy?"

"Oh, I never thought about that. I guess as a girl. I like being girl, that's how I've always acted. I guess I'm more comfortable with that."

"Cool, girl it is! I think I'd struggle with changing pronouns anyways." I said, scratching my neck. Kenny was looking at me with something like admiration and it was making me feel uncomfortable.

"Thank you so much Kyle." She said quietly.

"Dude, don't mention it, anything for a friend."

"No seriously you don't have to do anything for me. I couldn't stop your people and their friends being slaughtered, yet you're showing me such kindness, and you even looked beyond the initial problem to help with something else. You didn't even make fun of me." She said tears in her eyes.

"Kenny please calm down!" I said worried, and gently patting her shoulder. "Of course, I'm not going to make fun of you! You're one of the only friends I have so of course I'm going to help you. I know you'd do the same for me. Plus, I know how hard you tried to stop the genocide. Your warnings to us were invaluable in letting a lot of people evacuate." Kenny smiled up at me and I held out a hand, which she took, and pulled her up. "Come on, let's get back inside before my Mom sends out a search party. It's a little chilly anyway." I grabbed my coat and slung it over one shoulder and we walked back to the castle.

Kenny went hone soon after and I waved goodbye from the castle gates. I can really relate to Kenny, she's trapped in her castle to protect her well-being. She also only has one kid her age she can talk to on a regular basis but unlike with me he's a genocidal dick. She also only really gets to leave the castle to visit me, which is similar to my situation. The main difference between us, really, is that she has to marry the world's biggest asshole.

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Hope you guys enjoyed that. What do you guys think about Princess Kenny? Personally, I love her. Votes and comments appreciated! Have an awesome day!