Heroes of Olympus x Reader - Oneshots

Connor x Reader

Hey guys

It's BOOGIE Wang Ziyi– just kidding it's this disappointment

Also Lin Yanjun is bias

I luv him

Nine Percent has ruined my life and I don't completely understand their language ooooof

ABOVE I HAVE ATTACHED A PICTURE OF THE WONDERFUL LIN YANJUN PLEASE SUPPORT HIM CITIZEN PRODUCERS– Oh wait

Idol producer ended months ago ;( I still haven't recovered

This was a request for Bellaria

(Thank you)

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Title: Flirty

Warnings: ;))))) FLIRTY but all's fluff so you good. also, my brother knows what I do here so let us hope he doesn't tell anyone. Also inappropriate pickup lines istg

Date:

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•|| Your POV ||•

"Hey cutie, are you an electrical socket cause I bet it would be electrifying to be inside you all night," Travis winked, making my cheeks flare red.

"Oh my gods Travis, shut the Hades up!" I exclaimed, burying my head in my hands, avoiding his teasing eyes. He laughed loudly, causing others around us to glance at us briefly.

"Fine. Just a question though- do you like jazz?" He asked, smirking at me.

"...Is that a Bee Movie reference? That meme died, Travis." (Just like Luke) I groaned, banging my head on the table.

<okay seriously, trigger warning for this one because there are some sensitive people on earth and I need a trigger warning for everything on me>

"What about this one..." he thought out loud. I knew that either something stupid was coming out of his mouth or something offensive would. "Hey girl, do you have 23 chromosomes, cause you should go down on me tonight."

By that point, I spit out my water. "What the fu-dge are you doing Travis? Oh, my gods!"

"Here's another one. Hey are you retarded, cause you're looking extra special tonight!" He chuckled, throwing his head back.

<trigger warning is over omg I need help>