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DX

UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH literally every part of me hurts rn

My armz, legz, face, stomach, back EVERYTHING DX

I'm coughing, sneezing, and feel dizzy

JKMFD:SLS

Well at least it happened today. Legit one day early and I would've been FLUQED cuz dat waz day two of the math state test

Speaking of the state test, DID THE DOE JUZ GET LAZY? 

I'm not kidding it LEGIT SEEMS LIKE THEY GOT LAZY

1. The questions were EASY AF like even the word problems WHICH I USUALLY HAVE A REALLY HARD TIME FIGURING OUT

2. They were very direct with wat dey want. Again, the word problems were VERY direct

3. They shortened the days to 2 days instead of the usual 3

4. They didn't bother to change the dates of the cover (it still said May 1-3) 

5. They give us calculators

6. They give us very SPECIFIC calculators that when u need to find a percent of something, u type in the number, type the percent symbol, then type in the number u wanna find the percent of and BOOM it gives u the answer

7. A lot of peeps said dat their test booklets were BROKEN like the pages kept falling out\

8. I, SHAFIA FLUQING AHMED, WHO IS TERRIBLE AT MATH AND TAKES HOURS TO SOLVE ONE FREAKING PROBLEM FINISHED THE MATHEMATICS STATE TEST IN LESS THAN 90 MINUTES. HOW THE EVER LOVING FLUQ. 

I mean I'm not complaining about how easy the test was but it's kinda suspicious. There's only four answers to dis problem

A. We juz somehow became gud at math 

B. The DOE thinks we're all idiots and went easy on us

C. The DOE said "IDGAF" and became too lazy to even care anymore

or D. All of the above

I think it may be D since we DID have a rlly gud teacher and most of us like me who weren't good at math were actually just slow at it. I'm pretty sure the DOE thinks we're idiots cuz da math teach taught us differently than the textbooks cuz he said they were WAY too easy and made seventh graders seem like fluqing fifth graders. And I already said y the DOE got lazy so...

Yep the answer's D.