ROASTED DITCH

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Megan: 
Ur so fat

Casey:
The only reason I'm fat is because A TINY BODY AIN'T ENOUGH ROOM FOR ALL DIS GREAT PERSONALITY :D

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Annie: 
Ugh have you seen my pictures? They're so amazing and beautiful! Get on my level gurl

Casey:
Welp too bad u can't photoshop ur personality

Annie:
SHUT UP! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU! 

Casey: 
Bro 90% of ur "beauty" can be removed with a Kleenex 

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Skye:
Casey ur such a nerd!

Casey:
Be nice to nerds Skye. You'll end up working for one in the future


Author: lml I found these texts online and was like CASEY! I'm sorry I just love these roasts like DAM DANIEL 



man I remember when everyone used to say that xdddd oh btw for those who don't know a Kleenex is wat u use to wipe off ur make-up. Yep.

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