McFuck

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Get ready for spamm... ;)

If Bela worked at Mcdonalds...

Bela : * at the counter *  Yeah-yeah-  yeah, are you done yet? With an order that long, I dont think it will fit up your ass

Customer : I ordered fries with this!

Bela : *eating fries* Yeah, so?

Bela : WE HAVE AN ORDER FOR A HOE IN A PINK DRESS AT THE BACK! SHE WANTS A BURNT ASS FOR A BURGER!

Bela : * Flipping already burnt burgers *

Bela : * At the drive through * HELLO, WELCOME TO THE DRIVE THROUGH BITCH!

Bela : You want a what? A happy meal? Oh honey what are you gonna do with that? Shove it up your ass?

Bela : One order of Mcfuck you comin right up!

Ann : Mom? What are you doing-

Bela : DAUGHTER WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?! IM WORKING

Bela : Here * serves customer Burger king  at the drive through * 

Bela : * hanging out in the meat freezer * I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS...

Co-worker : * enters the mear freezer *
Bela : * Jumpscares *

Co-worker : AAHAHAHAHGAAAAH
* dies *

Later~

*ambulance gets the co-worker* 

Bela : Well that didn't go as planned...

Bela : * mixing the Mayo, mustard and ketchup * What do you mean I cant do this Diane?

Bela : * at the counter using the muc thing * * Pointing at customers *
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU-
* Points Ash * YOU, YOU COOL.

Ashby : * thumbs up *

Bela : AND FUCK YOU IM OUT!

I love this chapter

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