I couldn't help myself
Bela, working at Starbucks-
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Bela : HELLO HOW MAY I HELP YOUR ASS TODAY?
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Bela : One cinnamonroll up your ass comin right up!
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Bela : Whats your name sir?
Customer : Michael pls!
Bela : Alright, one tall latte for Michelle!
Michael : ... its Mic-
Bela : Did I fucken stutter?
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Bela : * putting whip cream on everything *
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Bela : See that kid Diana? Shes gonna be a fuckin slut when she grows up
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Bela : What do you want kid?
Kid : Um, a choco-chip cream please! Venti!
Bela : How old are you?
Kid : I'm six, duh
Bela : LOOK WHAT I TOLD YA DIANA ! A FUCKEN SLUT!
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* sees Nads walk into the store *
Bela : Well, * blending a frappe * I never knew snakes go to starbucks...
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Bela : Whats your name sir?
Customer : Uh, Evan...
Bela : Okay Edwardo, one grande Machiato*!
Evan : Um, its, uh-
Bela : Boi did I stutter? Well it seems that you did tho. Ha!
Evan : ...
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DJ : Bela? What are you doing here?
Bela : I have no goddamn clue JJ
Tin : How did you get a job is the real question...
Bela : Same thing. I have no god fuckin clue
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Co-worker : WHERE DID THE WHIPPED CREAM GO!?
Bela : * eating the whipped cream * ... beats me Sherlock
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Bela : * about to serve drinks to teenagers * I hate kids tryin to be aesthetic * Slaps princess stickers on starbucks logo *
Bela : Now their not- ORDER FOR DUMB,DUMBER AND JUST STUPID!?
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Bela : Whats your name man?
Ann : * in disaguise * pffft, Alexander Hamilton...
Bela : ... Ann?
* Finished making the drink *
Bela : ORDER UP FOR THE FOUNDING FATHER WITHOUT A FATHER WHO GOT ALOT SMARTER, BY BEING A SELF STARTER? (( I cant remeber the rest ))
Ann : THANK YOU MOM!
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Bela : Name?
Customer : Heather Chandler
Bela : Ok, a Venti iced Mochas for Feathered Chandelier, Feathered Macaroni and Feathered Douchebag?
Heather D. : EXCUSE ME?
Bela : Yes bitch?
Heather C. : Are we gonna have a problem?
Bela : Yes * spills coffee on Heather * Yes you will
Heather C. : AAAAHHHHHH, HEATHER I NEED WATER!!! IT BURNS!!!
Veronica : Ha, * in the background * suffer bitch
Heather M. : OH MY GOD HEATHER!
Heather D. : Ugh, Get up already Heather... ( Your suffering is making my eyeliner look bad )
Bela : I QUIT
Feathered douchebag... nailed it
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CITEȘTI
The Crazy Kids
AlteleThe author was high when writting this. You know the drill. Literaly f.r.i.e.n.d.s. on crack x 10 I have lots of friends. {Started - May 14, 2018} [Ended - October 27, 2018] -Connorr
