The Crazy Kids

Delish pt2

Behold, the unholy podcast, making a cake.

Pt. 2 of Delish.

Astrid :  sup my sinners! Its Astrid from the unholy podcast, ! I'm joined by my friends-

DJ : Heyo fuckers. Its DJ

Tin : Hello Sinners, its tin can

Tel : And telephone

Astrid : And we were tagged by BelaScribbles to do the Cake box challenge!

DJ : This will totally end well

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Tin : Oh, and we are borrowing the tri-pod of AkwardKing, say hi king!

AK : sup

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Astrid : So basicaly, we will be making a instant cake by the back of the box, and just hope, it goes right

DJ : Probably wont. I have no faith in this at all.

Tin : Oh, and it says in the rules, that we have to taste it afterwards. The ones with the worst cake will have to finish it. All

Tel : Oh hell no.

Astrid : Well then, lets do this shit.

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Astrid : We chose, uh, rainbow flavor
* pours batter in a bowl *

Tin : For extra gay action up in here.

DJ : Yet, it taste nothing like rainbows.
Bummer * Pouring water into the bowl * What a fuckin bummer
( I think thats too much water )

AK : * from off camera * ( It should taste like skittles )

Tin : Pffft, yeah. TASTE THE RAINBOW MATHAFUCKERSSS

Tel : Let me stir. Plz...

Astrid : Yeah, just dont make a mess.

Tel : Sure * Stirs aggresively *

Tin : Godammit-

DJ : OMG ITS SO DAMN DIRTY-

Astrid : AAAHHHHHH

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Tin : We lost so much batter OmG-

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Astrid : Now we will pour our batter into the cake mold, the twins will do that for us, while we get the decorations.

* DJ & Astrid get Decorations off camera *

Tin : Just hope this goes... ok.

Tel : Praise the Maknae this actually does not get fucked up.

* pouring the cake batter into mold *

AK : ( The pressure is on )

Tin : SHUT UP!

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* After getting the cake out of the oven *

Astrid : Alright. Time to decorate this shit * Holdin up a pipe back *

DJ : THINGS BETTER BE SEMETRICAL OR I SWEAR

Tin : Geez, does everything have to be so perfect for you? * Icing the cake in red *

DJ : yes

Tel : I want it to say * writing on the cake with pipe bag * Taste.. the... rainbow.. motherfucker...

AK : * wheezing *

Astrid : what a work of art, am I right sinners?

DJ : ( Comment down below if you wanna taste this gay-ass cake )* done icing the cake and shit *

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DJ : And now, * pulls up a knife * the real challenge...

Tin : It looks like it wants to die

* cake looks burnt, and the decorations are dripping *

Astrid : Now that is one beautiful looking cake

Tin : * Holds up bucket * I have the puke bucket.

Tel : I am mentaly ready for this shit.

Astrid : * slices cake * well thats rock hard...

AK : Let me do it. * slowly slices into rock hard cake * Good luck-

Astrid : AYE AYE AYE, YOU SLICED THIS CAKE. YOU TASTE IT.

AK : 😕 - 😤 - 😧

DJ : I sliced it into little pieces, so * hands slices to everyone * Dig in.

Tel : This has been the cake box challenge, see you in hell

* everyone eats the slices *

* Everyone is puking *

Astrid : Well, that didn't go.. as planned.

Tel : * walks off camera * I need ice cream

Tin : * agressively drinking a slushie *

DJ : N-never let us bake, ever... again.

AK : 😣-😝-😵-😱

Astrid : * gags * This... has been the Unholy podcast... see you sinners in... hell.

DJ : We are so losing this challenge. I tag E.E. Animations to do this challenge...

AK : ( You probably already lost TBH )

Oh god.

Devil cake

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