Based on a chat when I had no idea what to write.
Credit to Ash.
:3
- When bad news about BTS comes out -
Empress : Do you really have to go?
Ashby : It is our mission to keep our bois safe. We cannot take any chances.
DJ : You guys are lucky! You're going to fucking Korea!
Astrid : ?! How? You dont even have a booked flight!
Tel : We have a more efficient way.
Bela : They're slapping themselves to
Korealand.
Empress : htf
AK : What about you then?
Bela : Im breaking in a shipping container to Korealand.
Tin :
AK :
Ann :
DJ :
Empress :
Julia : * Subtly drinking paint *
Astrid : ...WHAT?!
DJ : Its a fucking pun aswell. * smashes vase *
Bela : simple, Imma sneak into the port, bring my essentials and etc. And camp out in the shipping container until I reach Korealand.
Bela : Simple.
Tin :* facepalm * this is isnt gonna work...
DJ : eww. How do you know whats in the shipping container you pick?
Bela : Its probably gambling. You never know.
Tel : We're ready for take-off.
Ashby : Yup, see you in Korealand man * High fives *
Tel : * slaps themselves so hard they go flying across the sea * I LOOOVE MIN YOONNNNNNGGGGIIIIII
Ashby : * does the same * JEON JUNKOOK I LOVE YYOOOOOUUUUUUU
Bela : Sayonara fuckers * jumps put the window spidey style *
- Meanwhile in Korealand -
Ashby : Oof. Oh we made it!
Tel : Oh shit. Wheres Bela again?
Ashby : Shes on a boat, in a shipping container remember. I wonder where she is now.
- Meanwhile, in a shipping boat somewhere -
Bela : Its pitch black in here, * Lights a match *
- the container is full of cats -
Bela : Huh, that explains it. Why would anyone want to ship cats in a shipping container?
Bela : Welp, * eats a granola bar * to KOREALAND! ( this is gonna take a long while )
Cat : Mew :3c
Bela : Sure...
OHH! WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE MAKNAE! THE MAGICAL MAKNAE OF KOREALAND!
~♡♡♡
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