Still abit based off of " Parks and recreation " .Thats the audio I actually wanted 2 use
Christel Ludgate.
Bela : So, your answer to my question what are you workin on is being-Bored?
Tel : Also writing fake product reviews- * Typing * This hate is simply devine, I wear it while I murder people. Sincerely, Ryan Seecrest (?)
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Mom : You're a hip young woman with good taste 😀
Tel : And you're a sanzzy cool old lady with legs that just wont quit * Snaps fingers *
Mom : Right 😅
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Ashby : We're you aware of the alicit* relationship between Min Yoongi and Park Jimin?
Tel : I dont speak english...
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Empress : Hey Tel, I was looking toget some new music and I was wondering if you could recommend anything!
Tel :
Tel : The internet...
Empress : 😅
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Bela : Ok so quick, lets say...your stranded on an island what is the one thing you bring with you?
Tel : That would never happen to me.
Bela : 😧
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Empress : Whats like a cool place to-
Tel : * Listening to music * What?
Empress :Go out on the weekedends...
Tel : What you say?
Empress : Whats like a cool place to go out on-
Tel : I cant hear you can you just talk louder, or not talk at all.
Empress 😅😅😅
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* Celebrating *
Bela : LADIES AND GENTELEMEN IN HER FIRST TIME IN THE PUBLIC HEALTH DEPARTMENT ITS ASHBY PERKINS YAY!
Ashby : Aww Bela this is so nice
Tel :I put poisonous gas in one of these balloons so if one of them pop you might die.
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Ashby : You guys can never believe what I found on Nikki's Facebook page
Tel : A friend. Burrrnnnn
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DJ : Hey, hows your sister?
Tel : She has the shingles.
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Nikki : Look, I photoshopped his face.
Tel : CAN YOU PHOTOSHOP YOUR LIFE WITH BETTER DECISIONS NIKKI?!-
Bela : Alright- Tel...
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Tel : * Rolls up to Nikki in Office chair * * Hands her a note * Anything for you Nikki
Nikki : Thank you. * Opens the note *
* In the note *
I HOPE YOU DIE
-♡♡♡Nikki : Oh c'mon. Really?!
Tel : * Rolls away *
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GOD THIS WAS LONG
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The Crazy Kids
AléatoireThe author was high when writting this. You know the drill. Literaly f.r.i.e.n.d.s. on crack x 10 I have lots of friends. {Started - May 14, 2018} [Ended - October 27, 2018] -Connorr