The Crazy Kids

Cooking with God - Ep1S***

God has a cooking show. Ok?

Gud.

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GOD : WELCOME TO COOKING- WITH GOD. IM YOUR HOST, GOD.

AND TODAY WE ARE GOING TO BE MAKING SOME DELICIOUS DESERTS:

***intermission***

So first we need a name
*pulls up name jar* Anddddd...

CHLOE!

So first we gotta get the dough, and a mixing bowl, then we got to sprinkle some Emotions & personality!

* brings up "Emotions&Personality Jar" *
* holds it up *

So all we gotta do is-
*drops the  whole jar into the dough*

Shit-

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GOD : Ok, we might have had a bit of an overflow on the emotions and personality,,, but that wont stop us!

Whats done is done.

Now, we gotta put in the flaws.

so we get two shots, of  (( VODKA )) depression

* pours in half the bottle *

A dash of self love, AND Self loathe

And a abit of anxiety-

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GOD : Yeah... I really need to use glooves when doing this.

Now, for the final ingredient, we add a hint of obssesion for...

*Pulls out the " Crush Container " *

????

Levi...Ackerman???

* Looks off camera *

Is this rigged?

Angel : ...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

GOD : Huh... LEVI ACKERMAN IT IS THEN LADIES AND ANGELS!

***Intermission***

GOD : Now that the batter is ready, we put it in the oven for 15 minutes~

*timeskip*

GOD : *eating backstage*

Angel : * rushes in * GOD! YOUR BATTER IS GETTING OVERCOOKED! AGAIN! FOR THE (#&÷;÷*÷&#;÷ TIME!

GOD : Welp. Shit.

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GOD : AND TGERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS! A CHLOE!

She will be sent down to earth in a few days,

And remember:

"Why make em the classic way, when you can do it- THE GOD WAY"

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Sorry DJ.