The Crazy Kids

Pic-a-nic

PICNICING W/ BITCHES

Astrid : * fixing the picnic basket & shit * Is everything ready and packed?

Ashby :* Already eating the Family sized Doritos * Yup 👍

DJ : Got the drinks :)

Astrid : Please dont tell me you packed cans of Bleach instead of actual soda?

DJ : ... No ( Yes )

Astrid : Speaking of soda, wHERE THE FUCK IS THE COLA?!

Tin : * Kicks the door open * Dipshits we got weed!

AK : Actually, we got Ice cream

Bela : bETCH GIVE ME SOME!

AK : * Holding the ice cream up while holding Bela back with their foot on the coffee table * No bitch.

Empress : Besides, you already finished a buckets worth of Ice cream after watching a Falsettos bootleg lastweek

Bela : SHUT UP MOM! YOU CANT BLAME ME JUST BE CUZ HUMAN EMOTIONS ARE A BITCH!

Empress : No. Not today (( Hahaha- Its funny cuz they like musicals now ))

Chowchow : The vans ready

Ashby : YAS, LETS GO!

Ann : TO THE ORCHARD!

~.°_Later, in the van_°.~

* Blasting Dear Evan Hansen all through out the trip *

Tel and DJ : Sincerely, Me-

Tel : mY SISTERS HOT!

Empress : What the hell-

Tin : * in the backseat * TRU! TRU!

DJ : NO! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

Tel : Oh my god-

Bela : * Cronching on a bathbomb * Yum

Ann : * Video-ing the whole thing *

Astrid : * re-thinking life choices *
Why am I friends w/ these people-

Chowchow : dood same

Astrid : WAHT THE FUC-

AK : * Really pissed * gUYS I WILL TURN THIS VAN AROUND-

Bela : WE'RE HERE!

AK : * Steps hard on  the breaks, hits a tree * Shit.

- Everyone gets off -

AK : You guys go ahead, we're gonna go exploring here in the woods

Bela : We're finding dead bodies

Chowchow : We're grave robbers * Holds up a rusty shovel while thunder claps behind him, spoopy *

DJ : THREESOME! THREESOME!-

Bela : FUCK YOU

DJ : * wheezes *

~°._Meanwhile, atop the hill on the orchard_.°~

Tel, Tine & Ann : * starring up on the tallest tree around *

Tine : I'll race y'all bitches to the top

Tel : OH YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!

Ann : GOIN DOWN TO THE GROUND! OH YEAH! * Starts climbing the tree *

~°._Meanwhile, at the Van_.°~

Astrid : Welp, everythings gone to shit * subtly reading while drinking Soda *
Empress : Yup, totally * eating a packed sandwich *

Ashby : Absolutely * still eating tge Family sized Doritos *

Astrid : I wonder where AK and the others are, you know?

Empress : Yeahhhh.... I wonder if they found anything?

~°._Somewhere in the woods_.°~

Bela : Guys holy shit

AK : Whaat the fuck....

* they found an abandonded Ice cream Parlor *

Chowchow : * Blows dust off of sign *
Ala Mode?

Bela : Huh, should we-

AK : We should

- Ends up finding a dead body, drug parapherilia*, and old ice cream, in which, Bela ate and vomitted out -

Bela : ...No fucking- regrets.

Chowchow : * Literaly dying of laughter *

AK : bUT WHY DID YOU EAT IT?!

Bela : CUZ I WANTED TO!

Chowchow : HAHA!

~.°_Back at the van_°.~

Astrid : Meh. Whatever.

Tel : GUYS TIN FELL OFF THE TREE!

DJ : * Wheezing * FOR FOREVER!

Empress : HAY NAKO!

Ann : Time to see the ER.

Tin : :,((((

Astrid : Oh. Shet.

Ashby : * plays the Oof sound effect x50 *

Empress : YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

DJ : Welp... We need the driver-

AK : OH MY GOD GUYS * pops out of the bushes *

Chowchow : WE ACTUALLY FOUND A FUCKING DEAD BODY

Bela : And moldy ass Ice cream I ate.

Ann : Nasty. Ya nasty.

Bela : Worthit

Chowchow : Ouch, looks like that hurt,

Tin : No shit.

AK : welp, I'm starting up the va

Astrid : well, this was fun. But why do I feel like we were forgetting something.

~°._Meanwhile, at the condo_.°~

Julia : Hey guys I finally got the Cola-

- Everyone has left -

Julia : Oh. Well.

* blasts Why dont we, HRVY, and 1D while the others were gone *

Julia : Yay.

This was fun, and long!

~♤♡♤♡