The Crazy Kids

Walmart

WALMART SHOPPING SPREEEEE-

Bela : What do we need again?

Ashby : We need to get the groceries...

DJ : Good, can we get bleach-

Ashby : WE ARE NOT, buying bleach

DJ :  >:|

Bela : Lets just get this over with...

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Ashby : Alright * Has the shopping list * We need-

Bela : WHHEEEEEE * spinning the kart *

DJ : Somebody kill me now * In the kart *

Ashby : Aha! Coffee, guys we need to-
Guys?

Bela : You rang?

Ashby : Phew, I thought J was gonna pay for a missing kart...

DJ : We might break this kart tho so...

Ashby : * Dissapointed sigh *

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Ashby : Now, we need to get the Coke-

Bela : COCAINE!!! * Spinning around with the kart *

Ashby :

Ashby : Coke. And we also need another carton of milk

DJ : BELA

Bela : What!? I always finish the milk anyway!

Ashby : Drinks and Dairy aisle.

DJ : I need these * Puts 3 bags of family sized chips in the kart *

Bela : Bet you cant finish all of those.

DJ : Make me hoe.

Ashby : We already have chips. * sigh * I'll just get the Coke already

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Ashby : Ok, the last thing we need are in the produce aisles

DJ : Frooty

Bela : PRODUCE PUNS!!!

Ashby : No.

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* Walks by banana display *

Bela : Aren't Bananas... Apealing?

Ashby : UUUUGGGHH

DJ : Hahahaha.

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* Walks by one long aisle of fruits *

Bela : * holds up a Honeydew * Honeydew you love me?

Ashby : AAAARRGHHH

DJ : Hahaha, Ashby is slowly dying

Ashby : CAN WE GET THIS OVER WITH!

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* Passes by the nuts (( DEZ NUTZ! HAH, GOT EIM )) aisle *

Bela : * Holds up a bag of Pistacios * What do you call a cereal for a nuts?

DJ : What?

Bela : Pistaci-Os

Ashby : Im slowly dying...

Bela : Hey, * Holds up a pack of Walnuts * What do you call a barrier out of nuts?

DJ : Ppfft, what?

Bela : A WALLNUT

Ashby : Dear god of Jungkook why...
I think, we have all that we need...

Bela : Alright, Cashew later... * Finger guns *

DJ : How do you feel Ash?

Ashby : ... Im dead.

Later~

Ashby : Thank god thats done

DJ : I wanna do this again

Bela : Never bring me to another Walmart trip. Ever.

Ashby : Agreed.

DJ : ... did you get the milk?

Ashby : Nope.

Bela : ARRGGHH! NOW I WONT GET OUT OF MY HIGH!

Ashby : Hah, payback.

DJ : Hehehe.

I finished the fucking milk.

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