The Crazy Kids

Robots

I am a lazy ass-fuck

___Two years ago___

Chowchow : * Kicks open the door *

Bela : Bitch what do want? Theres nobody else here.

AK : Yeah man. Wazzup?

Chowchow : I forgot something * walks to Nads' room *

AK : The fuck...?

Bela : Dood, where are you going?
* enters Nads' room *

Bela : Oh-shit!

- A fucking secret half of the room is revealed -

Bela : The fuck is this?!

Chowchow : Oh. My secret lair. I just gotta get something and I'll be on my way-

Bela : HOW THE FUCK DID THIS EVEN GET HERE?! WHAT!?

Chowchow : Dont worry, theres nothing dangerous in here that will possibly kill us.

Bela : Possibly

Chowchow : Well, there is my giant robot, but thats for some big betrayal that might happen sooner or later in life.

Bela : GIANT FUCKING ROBOT?!

Chowchow : Giant fucking robot. Now if you excuse me - I need my mind eraser.

Bela : Mind eraser? What for?

Chowchow : For this * Shoots *

Bela : * Ducks *

AK : Hey guys whats all the roucous in he- * got shot by the mind eraser *

Chowchow : Oops? Guess I'll also need glasses.

Bela : Ssshhhiiittttt. How much did you erase?

Chowchow : * Checks gun * 20.98% of their memories. Which comprise of where they live, parents and basic info.

AK : Da fuck. What.

Bela : Biotch you better have a solution for this.

Chowchow : Welp, I dont. Have fun!
* Jumps out the window *

AK : Bela where the fuck are we? New Jersey?

Bela : Goddamit, I forgot everythings legal in New Jersey.

___BACK TO THE PRESENT__

AK : Soo...  is that why I'm called AK? Cuz I dont remember my own name?

Bela : And you can blame your own fucking roomate for that * Sips Coke *

AK : ...

AK : SO DOES THAT MEAN THERES A FUCKING SECRET LAIR IN EMPRESS'-

Empress : Guyss, I found something! Again!

Bela : * spits coke * I forgot to plaster the way in. Shit.

Empress : Neat gun!

Lol, everythings legal in New Jersey.

And Chowchow is kinda evil. But yeah, he has always been.

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