Burger-FUCK

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I got my resume back.

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Bela : * at the drive through *  Alright sir, just wait at the parking lot for your order please. Thx

* 30 minutes go by *

Bela : * Walks up to the car * Sorry it took so long * Actually put Mcdonald cheeseburgers inside *

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Bela : * eating the Hershey choco pies *  THESE ARE MINE DIANA! MINE BITCH

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Co-worker : Umm, whos tending to the fries?

Co-worker : Uhh, Bela?

Bela : * Stealing from the freezer all of the fires * YEAH?

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Kid : Can I have a crown too?

Bela : 🤔... No.

Kid : 😢

Bela : Aye... suck it up kid. Dont be a baby (( I've taken care of Kids before, I think thats the reason why I hate humanity rn ))

Kid : 😭 MOMMY!!!!

Bela : SUCK IT UP KID.

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Bela : * getting high while burnibg the burger patties *

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Customer : Sprite pls.

Bela : * Mixes all of the sodas together * Here you go sir, hopefully your not highly acidic!

Customer : Why?

* The customer was brought to the hospital due to kidney failure *

Bela : ...Shit.

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Empress : Dudes, why is Bela working again?  * Pointing at the counter *

Bela : DIANNA WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CONDIMENTS?! SOME SNOBBISH ALBINO BRIT WITH A ROBE IS TRYING TO ORDER CATSHIT-

DJ : Oh fuck I think I left the house safe open.

Empress : Is that the reason why Bela went to an " Important meeting " even though shes unemployed

Ashby : I think so.

Bela : IM SORRY MISTER DRAGASS, BUT WE DONT SERVE ASS HERE OR DRAGONS

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Co-worker : What the- WHY ARE WE OUT OF VANILLA ICE CREAM ALREADY?!

Bela : * High * Look, if you dont see the pink dragons either, you'll see why Im doing this * Eating vanilla ice cream *

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Bela : Nope * walks out * IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT! IM GOING BACK TO PATREON ART!

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blep

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