it preferences

you smack their ass

AS A JOKE

bill
-goes red
-"y/n w-what the fuck"
-thinks it was funny
-isn't really bothered he just thinks you're a dork

richie
-loved it
-spins on his heel
-looks you up and down
-turns back around and keeps walking
-like 15 seconds later he slaps yours HARDER
-"damn ma you been doin squats?"
-now you two are always slapping each others asses what have you started

eddie
-"y/n was that you?"
-confused™
-secretly loved it but will never tell anyone that
-"what type of drugs are you on?"

stan
-"ok you wanna play that game?"
-smacks your ass 200x harder
-you're both laughing super fucking loud and literally just smacking each other at this point
-he ends up getting turned on and taking you home
-you shouldn't have smacked his ass bitch

mike
-"y/n what"
-isn't surprised
-just disappointed
-"you're a weirdo, y/n"

ben
-spare him
-"wait what?"
-"why did you do that?"
-kinda like eddie but did NOT enjoy it
-is v v confused

beverly
-isn't fazed
-you guys smack each others asses all the time
-winks at you
-giggling mess