it preferences

they ~attempt~ to do your makeup

bill
-he does actually pretty good
-talks to an imaginary camera
-"so now i'm g-gonna go in with my absolute favorite highl-lighter and we're j-j-just gonna lightly brush it onto her cheekbones."
-is doing really good until the eyeliner
-"i'm doing a wing."
-"bill no you're doing so good! you're gonna mess it up!"
-"i'm doing a wing."
-eyeliner is smeared all over your eyes:/

richie
-oh my fucking god
-how can someone be so bad at makeup
-starts with lipstick
-he puts red lipstick on you and then kisses you right after
-there goes that://
-he doesn't actually show you what he did until it's done
-he did all black eyeshadow and black lipstick and drew little black hearts under your eyes
-"RICHIE!! WHAT DID YOU DO"
-"?? you look hot as fuck idk what you're talking about"

eddie
-he's so delicate and slow that it ends up being good
-he uses concealer as highlighter??
-checks the mf expiration dates on all of your lipstick
-"yeah you need to throw this away"
-"it was expensive though and it's only halfway gone"
-"it EXPIRED Y/N DO YOU WANT AIDS"

stan
-average
-when he's doing mascara he does that cute thing where he's really concentrated and he's biting his bottom lip really hard
-after he's done he's so proud of what he did he's like "can you do my mine?🥺"
-you try to put lip gloss on him and he's like "ew you've used that one before"
-??
-"... stan you've had your tongue so far up my pussy it's probably touched my rib cage."
-"...fair enough."

mike
-he wants to do good. he really does.
-it's so bad.
-he doesn't know what anything is or where it goes
-"MIKE WHAT HAPPENED"
-"THERES SO MUCH MAKEUP AND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT WAS WHAT IM SORRY"
-there's mascara on your lips.
-yes. there is mascara on your lips.
-"you still look really pretty🥺"

ben
-he doesn't even do your makeup, he fucking PAINTS YOUR FACE WITH MAKEUP
-allow me to elaborate
-foundation? everywhere.
-he uses eyeshadow to draw lil flowers on your cheeks
-uses about every lipstick color you own on your lips
-"aw ben it's like i'm a piece of art now"
-"you were a piece of art even before i put it on you"
-i'm sorry let me just sob in a corner really quick i love ben hanscom

beverly
-you do each others makeup
-she's SO FUCKING GOOD AT MAKEUP
-she can do like really good winged liner and it makes you look like a bad bitch
-we can't relate can we ladies