them as things i say

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everyone does this but I thought it could be funny

bill
-that's so sad, Alexa play the phineas and ferb theme song

Richie
-sk8 fast, eat ass

Eddie
-stop the world I'm getting off

Stan
-fuck me gently with a chainsaw (a lot of people say that)

mike
-I love and cherish you, you beautiful mother fucking sugar cookie.

Ben
-with all due respect shut the literal fuck up

Beverly
-I'd rather light myself on fire

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