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daddy pass the salt

EVERYONE does this but I thought it'd be funny

bill
-when he reaches for it you kick him under the table
-his face immediately goes red
-"I-I-I-I thought she s-s-s-said b-b-bill"
-wants to die
-honestly your parents don't even care they think it's funny
-doesn't talk for the rest of dinner

richie
-hands you that damn salt
-winks
-your parents are low key mad
-he doesn't give a single fuck
-when he realizes that you meant your dad he says "I'm sorry, she said daddy so I assumed she meant me"
-HA Richie you dumb fuck

Eddie
-picks it up but then realizes
-sets it down quietly and takes out his inhaler
-puff puff bro
-acts like it didn't happen

stan
-reaches for it
-realizes what the fuck he just did
-"oh, um, im sorry. it's an inside joke"
-yeah nobody's buying it, stanly

mike
-reaches for it but pulls his hand away SO QUICK
-you dad still saw though
-*clears his throat*
-"I'm sorry sir, I was only joking"

Ben
-passes it to you
-REALIZES
-reeeEEEEEEEEEEE
-"oh, oh, um, I, I'm closer to the salt, so I just, I thought I could, pass it to her"
-your parents ACTUALLY buy it
-saved yourself from that one, ben

Beverly
-HAHAHA
-reaches for it as a joke
-your parents aren't taking her shit and they don't think it's funny
-they know she's joking though
-*laughing*"I'm sorry"