Scenes From A Hat

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Kitatani: Welcome back again! Eh, did you take care of your body this week? Your cells are keeping you alive and Hataraku Saibou is the show that will show you your body's importance. And the platelets are being forced into child labor...

Saiki: The platelets are cute...

Kitatani: Today, we have a new guest and that will be you, dear Y/n!

Everyone cheers and claps for you because you are amazing. Go you!
You're the best! Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down!

Kitatani: Now, let's go to a game called Scenes From A Hat, this is for all four of you. What they're going to do here is they're going to act out the good suggestions we took from the audience earlier. It's here written on these papers in that magician's hat. I forgot his name, uh....yeah. Let's begin. (*you can comment your own ideas)

"If you were handed a box filled with the things you lost in life."

Saiki: Oh, look, it's my will to live!

Y/n: My sense of humor...I finally found it!

Kuboyasu: My will to continue participating in this show.

"What would you do if there was a child right in front of you?"

Saiki: What is this?

"Books your mother told you to never check-out."

Kaidou: How to procrastinate and never study.

Kuboyasu: How to fall of a cliff.

Saiki: How to get rid of idiots that are always surrounding you.

"Anime is for kids."

Y/n: Perhaps...you haven't seen Boku no Pi-

Kitatani: *presses buzzer* You can't say that forbidden title. Next!

Saiki: I dare you to watch Corpse Party and Junji Ito at night, on repeat, for one week straight, in the dark.

Kuboyasu: Attack on Titan, Tokyo Ghoul, High School DxD, and High School of the Dead are the best shows to watch with family.

"What you'd day if you were your crush."

Nobody goes on stage.

Kitatani: Seriously?

"When you watch a great fucking anime."

All four players goes on stage and fangirls in different ways. Saiki and Y/n scream and run around the stage. Kaidou dances and flaps his arms whilst screaming. Kuboyasu screams while wiggling like a worm on the ground. Kitatani gets up and joins everyone.

 Kitatani gets up and joins everyone

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Kitatani: Alright, that's it for today

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Kitatani: Alright, that's it for today. Thank you very much. We'll be back next time.

*YOUR FAVE ANIME OPENING PLAYS*

A/N: This is a filler (sorry again)
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