Mean Girls | Taylor Swift

Chapter 2.

"The cafeteria is crucial

you have freshman,

JV jocks,

Asian nerds,

Cool Asians,

Varsity jocks,

Unfriendly black hotties,

Girls who eat their feelings,

Girls who don't eat anything,

Desperate wannabes,

Burnouts,

Sexually active band geeks,

The greatest people you will ever meet,

And the worst the plastics. Beware of the plastics."

I see Lorde and Todrick on the other side of the cafeteria, they see me and wave my over.

As I'm making my way over a boy stops me,

"Hey we are doing a lunch time serve for the school. Can I ask you a few questions?" He asks.

"Okay." I said.

"Is your muffin butter?" He asks.

"What?" I ask him confused.

"Would you like me to butter your muffin?" He asks again.

"Is he bothering you? Justin why are you such a perv?" Taylor asks him.

"I'm just being friendly." Justin said to Taylor.

"You where supposed to call me last night." A girl next to Taylor speaks up.

"Justin, do not to go to a party at my house to bail on Selena and then pick on this poor innocent girl here two days later. She is not interested." Taylor said to the boy.

"Do you want to have sex with him?" Taylor asks me.

"No. Thank you." I said.

"Good it's settled. You can go shave the hair on your back now." Taylor said to Justin as he looks at her in shock.

"Bye Justin." Taylor said and he walks away.

I begin to go over to Ella and Todrick but Taylor stops me, "Wait sit down." she said to me.

I look back at Ella and Todrick looking at me intensely shaking their heads now.

What should I do?

"Seriously sit down." Taylor said again, I sit down in the chair slowly.

"Why don't I know you?" Taylor asks.

"I'm new. I just moved here from Florida." I said.

"What?" Taylor asks.

"I used to be home schooled." I said.

"Like what?" Taylor asks again.

"My mom taught me at home." I said.

"I know what home school is I'm not retarded. So you never been to California before?" Taylor asks.