Update on my life

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Ok............... I know, I know it been weeks since the last update and I'm so sorry

Bill: What the hell It been to long author

I know that BILL!!!!.. anyway let me explain-

Rev.dipper: Oh yes please tells us why there has been no updates at all you lazy ass

Will: M-master g-give her a break s-she been         th-though a lot

Dipper: Ya cut her some slack you guys

Thank you dipper and will anyways let me explain so a couple weeks ago my dad had to go to the hospital he apparently push his body passed the limit like if bill here gave up all his powers up like that-

Bill: That bad

Will: Oh my

Dipper: Is he okay

Rev.dipper: Let her finish

Ok well it took weeks for him to recover and ya really didn't feel like writing during that time so ya, I was still online during that time trying to distract myself not to mention I had to take some pill to help my body fix something but I'm fine just to let you know the next two chapters are in drafts right now just need to finish them

Also that little contest that went on the winner to literally the only one who participated is cheekycho so you get a chapter in my book in anyway you like it and can add at least two other characters from where ever they could be related, a couple or enemies or from a alternative dimension or it can be simply a pineapple and a door for all i care is you're choice so send me text when ever you're ready

Bill: Oh great a whole chapter is up to her, the little devil who came up with those mess up dares great!!

Dipper: Bill come down a bit ok, you're turning red and setting things around you on fire...............again

Ford: DIPPER!!! Get bill outside before the shack catches fire!!

Rev.dipper: Better idea, hey blueberry can you teleport bill outside underneath a giant bucket of water

Will: O-of course, but a-are y-you sure?

Rev.dipper: Yup "popping the p"

Will: Ok "snaps fingers"

Bill: What's going on

Magical bucket appears above bill and tilts to the side and well...... imagine being under a water fall that what bill felt before he got washed away

Bill: Aaaahhhh!!

Dipper: OH MY GOD Bill you ok?

Bill: Yup

Well this turned into more of a chapter than a little update

Rev.dipper: How long are you going to keep us on break the 4th wall

Bill: Im sure the readers already knew that this was going to happen also you should meet deadpool he crazy like me

Will: That hard to b-believe

Bill: It true though

Ok ending it here since it's 11:35pm right now and I should be asleep now, well bye my lovelies❤️

Ok ending it here since it's 11:35pm right now and I should be asleep now, well bye my lovelies❤️

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Also when I type ok my phone was like do you mean Oklahoma, has that ever happened to you????

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