Billdip and willdip Ask or Dare

Songs time

A/n
Don't play the song yet

Enjoy~

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Moon: *Crashes though window* Im back bitches!!

Bill: 1. Why the window!? and 2. Where have you been?!?

Dipper: Ya you said you'll update last week but-

Rev.Dipper: You never did like at all

Moon: Ok I'm sorry but drama at school and homework kept me busy and I absolutely hate being involved in drama so ya

Will: I-i can re-relate

Moon: Wait, really?

Rev.Dipper: A lot of mess up shit happened before we got together officially

Moon: Not going to ask, let just move on to the many, many, many dares we have

Bill: Well shit

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ZafrinaMoonlight7  i got a dare for every one, do a singing competition and let the town people decide who is the winner.
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Rev.Dipper: Well fuck

Moon: And it goes well with this one

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MistSophomore2007 I dare Dipper and Will to sing it take a hint and for rev.dipper and bill to sing la da dee 🙂😊
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Dipper: Huh well ok

Moon: Let go!

-Scene Change-
Moon: Ok town people are you ready for the singing competition!!!

Town People: *claps and cheers*

Moon: Ok our lovely judges are Old man Mcgucket, Soos and Mable!!!

Dipper: Wait!, Mable back?!

Moon: Yup!

Bill: Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Rev.Dipper: Wha- What?

Bill: Nothing, ...nothing

Moon: Ok first one up are Dipper and Will!

Town People: Woo!! *cheers*

Dipper: Ready?

Will: Nope

Dipper: Me either

Dipper
Will
Both

–Start song now–

Why am I always hit on the girls I never like I can always see 'em coming from the left and the right
I don't wanna be priss I'm just trying to be polite but it always seems to bite me in the
Asked me for my number
Yeah, you put me on the spot
You think that we should hook up
But I think that we should not
You had me at hello then you opened up your mouth
And that is when it started going south, oh!
Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my—hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No, you can't buy me a drink
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint
I guess you still don't get it
So let's take it from the top
You asked me what my sign is
And I told you it was stop
And if I had a dime
For every name that you just dropped
You'd be here, and I'd be on a yacht, oh!
Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my—hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No, you can't buy me a drink
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint
What about no don't you get?
So go and tell your friends
I'm not really interested
It's about time that you're leaving
I'm gonna count to three, and
Open my eyes and you'll be gone
(One)
Get your hands off my-
(Two)
Or I'll punch you in the-
(Three)
Stop your staring at my—hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
Take a hint, take a hint
Woah
Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my—hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint