Dodge and ask

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In the mystery shack not a single creature was awake, not the demons brothers nor there lovers not even the author- wait where the author?

Radom person behind the camera: It appears we have lost the author.

Moon: Nope, Right here!

R.P: Ahh, god well get back there we need to finish this chapter before you go back to school

Moon: Fine..............continue

Ah, well it was about time for moon to wake up the rest, and her begin... well her she came up with the only way that could wake everyone up. With of course air horns.

Moon: 1...2...3! "air horns sound off in every room"

Multiple thuds and groans could be heard from the couples rooms

Moon: Get you're lazy butt up!!!!!

Bill: I hate you so much moon!!

Rev.dipper: Same here

Dipper: Did you have to wake us up like that moon

Moon: No, but I wanted too so...Ya!

Will: H-how is Mable n-not awake n-now

"Cricket noises"

Moon: It Mable

Everyone: Ya...

Moon: Well, on with the dodge and ask we have

Dipper: Oh god

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ZafrinaMoonlight7
my dodge is dipper have to put a pink shirt that say "pink is the color of men" and go to town and say to everyone "am gay and i love manly guys"
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Rev.dipper: Hahaha

Dipper: Sh... Sweet Honey Ice Tea

Bill: What?

Moon: If you take the first letter of every word it spells shit

Bill: Ohhhh, well pine tree time for your dodge~

Dipper: Dammit, let get this over with but where will I get a shirt that says that

Mable: Already have bro bro

Everyone: Ahhhh!!

Bill: Shooting star stop doing that would you

Mable: Nope, anyway here the shirt dipper

Dipper: Well let get this over with

At town hall

Moon: Good luck dipper

Dipper: Ya Ya whatever "walks up to the stage" Im dipper and am gay and i love manly guys

Bill: "runs to dipper and kisses him" And he's mine

Rev.dipper: So cheesy

Will: Sweet

Crowd: Awwwwww

Unknown to them most of the crowd were billdip shippers

Back at the shack

Moon: Okay now the ask we had another dare but I'm saving that one for the next chapter, so bill here your ask
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KimberleyMalouin
i have a ask, bill, how did you find your dare, also, you are cute when you running from teddy bear
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Bill: I-I was not cute "blushes"

Dipper: Yes you were

Bill: Fine, and the dare was not that bad till Mable got out the glitter glue and glitter, I took three showers and I'm still finding glitter in my hair

Moon: That why glitter ban in my house, well that the end of this chapter bye lovely people and make sure to leave dare or ask I will accept any no matter how weird they are and leave some for rev.dipper and will, like come on. Bye!!!❤️

Dipper: Bye

Bill: See ya

Will: Bye

Rev.dipper: Later

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A/N
So I just saw that this book is number 12 on askordare tag and when I saw I freak out, I did expect that what so ever so thank you for reading my book hopefully more chapters to come in the near future.

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