A/N I need to pee so bad rn but i just need to write my little intro! Hey mofos and good whatever time of day it is for you and me when i post this. It's going to have 100 chapters and usually 200-400 words long, sometimes longer so happy me! And you i guess depends if you like it or not, not like i give a shit or anything... *cries in a corner* kidding. Okay read on.
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Richie; i want spaghetti.
Eddie; what?
Richie; S P A G H E T T I.
Eddie; Umm...
Richie; Can you read i said spaghetti.
Eddie; Good for you.
Richie; Spaghetti please.
Eddie; i don't have spaghetti.
Richie: is this not the Chinese restaurant?
Eddie; No.
Richie; Well, that's embarrassing.
Eddie; Wait...
Richie; WHAAAT.
Eddie; you order spaghetti from a Chinese restaurant?
Richie; And you don't?
Eddie; No.
Richie; Weirdo.
-Eddie to Bill-
Eddie; Bill.
Bill; Eddie.
Eddie; Some guy texted me.
Bill; Okay...
Eddie; he asked me for spaghetti..
Bill; Why?
Eddie; he thought i was the Chinese restaurant.
Bill; Chinese?
Eddie; Yup.
Bill; Spaghetti from the Chinese restaurant?
Eddie; mhmm
Bill; who orders spaghetti from a Chinese restaurant?
Eddie; that's what i said!
Eddie; then he had the audacity to call me weird.
Bill; did you ask his name?
Eddie; no.
Bill; you should go do that.
Eddie; and why do i gaf what his name is?
Bill: because it could be Bev.
Eddie; how will we know if it's not?
Bill: idfk just ask!
Eddie to Richie
Eddie; Hey.
Richie; Got my spaghett?
Eddie; no.
Richie; WHO TOUCHA ME SPAGHETT.
Eddie; you need Jesus.
Richie; Hey
Eddie; What
Richie: you know how to make holy water?
Eddie: how?
Richie; you burn the hell out of it.
Eddie; ...
Richie; Ba dum tsk
Eddie: no.
Richie: yes.
Eddie; Bev you're not funny.
Richie; bev?
Eddie; yes now cut it out.
Richie: my name isn't Bev.
Eddie; oh?
Richie; Yeah last time i checked my mother named me Richie 'Trashmouth' Tozier.
Eddie; Trashmouth?
Richie; Hell yeah pussy mother fuckerrrr ;)
Eddie; Nevermind then.
Richie; well what's your name then?
Eddie; Eddie.
Richie; Eddie?
Eddie: Yeah.
Richie: Eddie SPAGHETTI.
Eddie; God no don't.
Richie; oh yes Spaghetti.
Eddie; Please stop Richie.
Richie; Never ;)
Eddie; i gtg
Richie; yeah you gotta go put this dick down your throat.
Eddie; gross
Richie: you love it ;)
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Templyyyy *wink wonk*
Anyway mofos, this was fun to right idek why, but i like spaghetti a lot and i just had chinese food so a chapter was born. First impressions aren't everything anyway you 'pussy mother fuckers' so chill. Anyway tata, losers.
Oh and a proper welcome on behalf of me and Richie
"WELCOME TO THE LOSERS CLUB ASSHOLE!"
Okay but seriously bye, i gotta feed my clown.
- Xamari
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Derry||Reddie
RomanceWhat do you get when you mix abuse, drugs, and homosexuality? You get Richie. But Richie meets Eddie and his whole world changes, for better or for worse? That's up to them. ♡♡♡ Richie; do you have spaghetti? Eddie; No. Richie; Aren't you the chines...
