What do you get when you mix abuse, drugs, and homosexuality?
You get Richie.
But Richie meets Eddie and his whole world changes, for better or for worse? That's up to them.
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Richie; do you have spaghetti?
Eddie; No.
Richie; Aren't you the chines...
Just so you know, these are all rewritten so when i don't post on time that's not the reason ;) sometimes i don't like people. Carry on you innapropriate mofos <3 ¤¤¤
Richie; Babyyy sweetieee
Eddie; uh, hi?
Richie; did you miss this?
Eddie; nah
Richie; Yeah you did babe.
Eddie; I'm not your babe.
Richie; and why not?
Eddie; I'm not gay.
Richie; what makes you think I'm a boy?
Eddie; uh your name is Richie.
Richie; ARE you assUMING MY GENDER?
Eddie; wow.
Richie; haha you caught that babe?
Eddie; 'you ass' and I'm not your babe.
Richie; fineee Eddie Spaghetti.
Eddie; ugh i hate that.
Richie; you love ittttt
Eddie; Bitchie.
Richie; you know Stan ?!?
Eddie; Who?
Richie; uh nevermind.
Eddie; anywayyy
Richie; yes my Eddie Spaghetti?
Eddie; don't call me that.
Richie; I'll call you what i want
Eddie; Fine. You're a guy right?
Richie: no.
Eddie; prove it.
Richie; *picture*
Eddie; DUDE WTF.
Richie; *wink wonk*
Eddie; you're disgusting.
Richie; gay*
Eddie; so you're...
Richie; gay? Yup.
Eddie; so you sent me a dick pic?
Richie; no...
Eddie; i mean you could've at least showed your face.
Richie; hmm... maybe i will.
Eddie; like... rn.
Richie; fine pic for pic.
Eddie; okaaay.
Eddie;
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Richie; wowowowow you're a hottie my dear Eddie Spaghetti.
Eddie; oh God stop.
Richie; my turn!!!
Richie;
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Eddie; copying my theme are ya?
Richie; always ;)
Eddie; i wanna introduce you to my friends
Richie; so soon babe? You haven't even asked me to dinner.
Eddie; ha ha.
Richie; but seriously, that's cool I'll introduce you to mine too.
Eddie; one big family group chat?
Richie; duh, if we're gonna eventually get married.
Eddie; gross. Again I'm straight.
Richie; not for long. ;))
Eddie; God, bye Richie.
Richie; bye my Eddie Spaghetti. ¤¤¤
Bruh i love Eddie so much. Ngl i love Jack so you know the drill I have cute pictures of him. Also, how's your day been? Mines been... shitty. I cried over the death of Stan in another fanfic and literally my heart hurts. I can't figure out why. And my dad ate my chicken. I'm getting tired of this guy eating my food.
I know y'all are probably like "Please don't go girl" but i gotta run, and do something useful with my life byeeeee - Xamari
Thank you sooo mucho for the reads, y'all are really quick to a Reddie fanfic
