❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞
❝That would be you.❞
❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞
In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call.
And then the payphone rings.
And Nico answers.
And ov...
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"So is this really going to become a daily thing? My sleep schedule is fucked anyways so I'm totally down. Totally as totally spies down. Man... that show was my shit. Sam was the hottest."
"I mean, I have no other way to contact Niffy, so until she answers one of my Tuesday calls, I guess this'll have to do."
"I love being the backup. You're late, by the way. It's 1:12AM precisely."
"My apologies, Your Highness. My need to take a dump simply couldn't wait."
"I understand, dumps are quite persistent. You are forgiven."
"And suddenly all is right in my life again."
"While I was waiting I began to think you'd given up on us. But of course, given my devilishly handsome good looks and ability to reference Britney songs on command, I knew you just couldn't stay away. Kind of like Aang with Katara, although I always was more of a Zatara boy myself."
"There is no us, you're delusional. And we all knew Zatara would never happen."
"I'm going to pretend you didn't say that."
"Then you're in denial. I'm sure Niffy would agree if she were here."
"I killed her, didn't you hear? I'm a mega attention whore that couldn't handle your attention divided between her and me. It was time for her to pack her apron and go."
"Referencing a cooking show when discussing murder is disturbing. You should consider a therapist."
"I already have one, and you'd be surprised how many times I still get told that."
"Somehow, I get the feeling I really wouldn't."
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Avatar was my shit, to say the least. So was Totally Spies.
