❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞
❝That would be you.❞
❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞
In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call.
And then the payphone rings.
And Nico answers.
And ov...
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"Hey."
"Hey."
"Can I use your Netflix account?"
"And here I was, thinking after our previous conversation you'd have fallen deeply in love with me. But that's okay, use poor Nico for your own selfish entertainment needs. It won't hurt his feelings. He's okay."
"Sorry, drama queen. Remember my order of priorities? Guys aren't even on the list."
"But you gotta admit, doesn't a romantic date with a teenage hunk who's totally into you sound so much better than a boring Netflix show?"
"Are you kidding? I'd take Netflix over boys any day. I'm not a prude, I'm just highly selective."
"Ugh, as if!"
"I see you know your clueless references."
"You forget I have a little sister. I forced her to watch it."
"So can I? Use your Netflix? I'm beginning to experience Gilmore Girls withdrawal symptoms and it's not pretty. I miss Jess."
"Going to pretend you didn't just mention another man in my presence because I'm sure you weren't intentionally trying to shatter my heart into a million pieces. What happened to your account?"
"I got logged out of my stepdad's account and I can't ask him for the password because he's mi— um, on a business trip."
"Can't you call him? I mean unless he's Ethan Hunt on a mission he chose to accept, I don't think it'd be impossible. Besides, I don't use Netflix, illegal streaming sites all the way."
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"I just can't. Anyways, thanks for the help, I'll— uh, talk to you tomorrow."
"Oh— uh, yeah. Goodnight, Nessa."
"Night, Nico."
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anyone else smell something fishy?
idk about u guys but i had the fattest crush on jess
dean was cute in the beginning but the boi got on my nerves sometimes
