Langst Oneshots

A/N- how duth one buy a space chicken

ALRIGHT YALL

ITS IS THE MORNING OF ALL OF OUR DEATHS

GET READY MY DUDES

TO W E E P

ALRIGHT SO

I HAD A THOUGHT LAST NIGHT WHEN I COULD'NT SLEEP

AGAIN

AND

W H A T
I F
L A N C E
H A D
T W O
M U M S?!?!?!?

I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT

I DONT

I DONT EVEN KNOW HOE TO EXPRESS THE ABSOLUTE JOY I HOLD TOWARDS THIS TOPIC

JUST

LANCE WITH TWO MUMS

SORRY IF THIS SOUNDS WEIRD BUT DOES ANYONE WHO READS THIS HAVE TWO MUMS???

OR TWO DADS???

PLEASE COMMENT IF YOU DO

IT WOULD BE A REALLY AWESOME THIBG TO KNOW

OH ALSO SO LIKE FOR SOME REASON MY WATTPAD WONT LET ME COMMENT

AND ITS ANNOYING

CAUSE I GOT LIKE A BILLION COMMENTS

AND I READ THEM ALL I PROMISE

BUT WATTPAD IS LIKE

"HEH NAH BITCH

WAIT!!"

SO YAH

MERRY DEATHMAS

I WILL ALSO BE SITTING IN A ROOM

CRYING INTO MY POPCORN TO MAKE IT SALTIER

Y E E E E E T

{ALSO: that person up top is a YouTuber called HelloXRyan, he's a sweet pure boy and in this video he was trying on dog costumes}

Bubyee~