Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Me: No but it stung when I scraped my knee crawling up from Hell.
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*me and my friend are walking and a boy comes and puts his arm around me*
Me: Hey! Remember that time when I broke that guy's arm cuz he asked me out?
Friend: Oh yea!
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Boy: Watchya having for lunch pretty girl? ;)
Me: My ex-boyfriend's heart.
I drew Stitch from Lilo and Stitch!!!!
