*Me and my friend are on her front lawn*
*I start wrestling the garden hose screaming: "DON'T WORRY MA'AM. I WILL HAVE THIS PYTHON OFF YOUR PROPERTY IN NO TIME! SHE'S BLOODY MAGNIFICENT! "
*then I crawl over to a really big rock* "Look at the snapping turtle! She's bloody magnificent! "
*Then we're just sitting there and I say wanna go hunting for Carebears?"
Friend: "... they're not real. What's the closest thing to a Carebear?"
Me: "ME! I CAREBEAR STARE EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE WHEN IM ALONE!"
FRIEND: "LET'S BE CAREBEARS!"
*I take off running down the street* "MY RADAR IS GOING OFF! THERE IS A CHILD IN NEED!"
*friend follows*
Me: "Which house is it?"
Friend: I don't know.
Me:"Let's try that one!" *busts through my door and screams ARE YOU IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE? at my mom.*
