The Carrot and the Rock

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Joe (a Human) :"So did you you guys have a good day? "

Rock:"Yes!"

Carrot:"No."

Rock:"Yes we had a great freaking DAY!"

Joe:"Did you have a good day? "

Rock:"Yes!"

Carrot:"No. "

Rock:"Shut up!"

Joe:"You were supposed to take him to the spa!"

Rock:"I took him to the spa!"

Carrot:"He put me in the vegetable steamer. "

Rock:"It's the same thing!"

Joe:"It's not the same thing!"

Rock:"Yes it is!  It gets hot then it gets steamy then it goes DIIINNNGGG!"

Carrot:"I hope you DIE."

Rock and Joe: O.O

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