I was renting a movie yesterday and a little toddler waddled up to me and I swear to god, the look in his eyes said,"Hey ya wanna take me to Walmart?"
And I'm staring down at him confused what to do, and he starts grabbing a bunch of candy boxes off the shelves. I had no freaking idea what to do. Then his mom finally came put the candy boxes back and took him. I was so darn confused!