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I hate working at the window where ya have to take people's orders! And some of the people that come through here MAN they are wacked. It's either they're talking too loud:

"HEYI'DLIKESOMEFRIESLARGEPLEASEANDALARGWBURGERANDAMILKSHAKE."

Then I say, "uh, come on now let's not scream at the people that give you burgers.What was that?"

"SOMELARGEFRIESABURGERANDAMILKSHAKEPLEASE."

"What??"

Or, they talk to quiet. I get chics that are like,

"Mmf ooh wsssp wsssp wssssp rsssssp ooommoo pickles wssp wssssp oooo mmm ffff pickles uh and.... pickles and mmmm ffffff...."

"Okay um... Ma'am apparently you want some pickles."

"Mmmmm ooh wsssp wssp rssp mmm fff."

I can't tell what their saying they talk too quiet. Apparently that lady had a thing for pickles.

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