What everyone else would do: Take a pill of immortality, and live forever.
What a blonde would do: Take a pill of immortality, and choke on it.
What everyone else would do: When their asked to put their phone into airplane mode, they do it.
What a blonde would do: They would say, "NO! MY PHONE WILL FLY AWAY! "
What everyone else would do: Get to school late.
What a blonde would do: Get to school on time, WRONG SCHOOL.
