1: Bring a swivel chair into an elevator and have it facing away from the door, put on shades, a fake python around shoulders and when someone tries to get on the elevator, dramatically turn around and say, "We've been expecting you."
2: Dress up as a duck and throw bread at people screaming, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?? HUH??"
3: Call someone and say, "I'm sorry, I can't talk right now.
4: When someone asks you what time it is, say yes and walk away.
5: Dress all in brown, sit on the floor at the mall and pretend to be a potato
Once you have done all of these, you will officially be a Rainbow Potato Batman, and will join the Secret Firecookie agency.
