Patton's Guide to Love in 8 Easy Steps:
1. Buy a bunch of limes. (Preferably several dozens)
2. Go up behind the person you like with the bag of limes
3. "Accidentally" spill all the limes
4. Start picking them up, but not too quickly. Drop them a lot. (The clumsier you look the better)
5. Keep doing this until your crush notices you (this could take up to 30 minutes)
6. Pick up all the limes, (with they're help) and put them back in the bags.
7. Smile and say "Sorry, I'm really bad a pickup limes"
8. Marry them
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Incorrect Sanders Sides
FanfictionShort little drabbles about the Sanders Sides. Mostly meant to make you laugh. All ships are included (except romantic Creativitwins) Character Credit goes to Thomas Sanders and the other creators behind the Sanders Sides
