In Love With My Best Friend

chap 36 ; time of the month

"NOO! JAKE STAY AWAY FROM ME!" i screamed at jake.

you know how in horror movies, there's always that one dumb character? well i kinda feel like that person, i just cornered myself!

jake picked his nose and had a massive booger on his index finger.

he sloowly approached me with an evilish grin on his face he was sticking his index finger, and pointing it at me.

i hugged my legs, and burried my head in my knees.

"oh janey poo, my booger is going to eat you" he coos at me

"this is not how i wanted to die" i mumbled to myself

jake chuckles and reaches closer to put the booger on my nose.

"AHH!" i screamed in horror and put my head back down on snuggled with my knees

"KIDS! LUNCH IS READY!" jake's mom yelled while approaching to us

"JAKE! WHAT IN THE HECKING HECK? MOVE YOUR FINGER FROM HER FACE! YOU'RE TORTURING HER!" she yelled at him

"okay, okay" he moved his finger away from me and raised his hands in surrender

"now hurry so we can eat" she told us

"thanks momma j" i told jake's mom

"anything for you sweetie" she told me with a loving smile plastered on her face

i got up and headed towards the door.

but someone pulled me by my waist causing me to scream a little.

"it's not over yet sweetie" jake whispered in my ear

i did a death glare at him and walked out of the room.

we walked downstairs hand in hand and find everyone already eating lunch

all the seats were taken already, except for one seat. i quickly ran to it and sat down.

jake turned around and did his puppy face

"that's not fair!" jake whined

i giggled and stuck my tounge out at him like a 5 year old.

"well since there's no more chairs, i guess i'm going to have to sit on jane's la-" before he finished i interrupted him

"NO! it's either you sit on the floor, or stand up" i told him

"well that's booty" he rolled his eyes and sat on the floor next to me

(lol i thought of carter reynolds cause he likes booty 😂)

"good boy" i pat his head like he's a dog

"talk to me like that again and instead of putting a booger on your face, i'll put it in your mouth" he told me and did a sarcastic smile

"JAKE!" everyone yelled.

everyone on the table looked at jake with a disgusted facial expression

"what?" jake asked confused

"we're eating lunch you nut job!" kevin told him from across the table

"mamma j, i don't feel hungry" i told her and moved my plate away from me

"see! you made her lose her appetite!" she started yelling at jake

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me and jake were basically cuddling in his bed watching 'grey's anatomy'

out of no where i bursted out laughing

"WHOA! why are you laughing? Lexi and Mark just died in a plane crash!" he yelled/asked in confusion