Hard To Explain{Katsudeku/Bakudeku Oneshots}

cRAcK 2

Sushi: Wait, lemmie check my views. I haven't. Actually looked at them.

Oh...my FUCKING HOT HELL

OVER 3.66K VIEWS?

IM

WHAT?

LOGIC?

I NEVER ACTUALLY EXPECTED THIS.

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Izuku: sure seems that sushi-chan is pretty happy!

Katsuki: no Fucking der Sherlock, she's everywhere. The bastard has school tomorrow and her ass is still up.

Izuku: D... Don't be like that kacchan....

Katsuki: oh shu--

Sushi: this calls for another crack series! Are you ready my gay bois?
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Izuku: I... Love you, Kacchan!

Katsuki: pft, who doesn't.

Izuku: half of the western culture fandom

Katsuki:
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The 'talk' with baku (saw this in an asmr and I loved it)

Bakugou: just because you think you know how to suck a dick, doesn't mean you know how to suck dick. You see, your dad didn't know how to suck a Dick, but oh boy! I taught his ass and I taught it good. Now he's an expert at sucking dick- *looks down at the 12 or old*

Bakugou:

Bakugou: don't tell Deku about the blowjob thing.
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Katsuki: I'll be the top hero!

Izuku: oh yes daddy kacchan, you'll always top me.

Katsuki: WHO THE FUCK-

Kirishima: um... Language. .?

Katsuki: WHOM THE FUCK TAUGHT MY PIECE OF SHIT THE ART OF DIRTY TALK? I NEED TO THANK YOU PERSONALLY, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THAT FOR DAYS NOW.
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Sushi: *holds a bucket of holy water* Izuku...

Izuku: wait, su-sushi! You-you don't--

Sushi: BET

Sushi:*dumps the water*
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SUshi: where ya at, damagingComent7? I miss ya comments, chu was there at the beginning.
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Izuku: Indeed, they need as much love as they can get!

Katsuki: I'm throwing them away

Izuku: KACchaN!?
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Izuku: Should I be scared?
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Sushi: thank you all for all the support you guys have been handing me. I really appreciate it. I'll try to become more active in wattpad, or writing stories in general. Currently, I'm working on a Villain Deku and Bakugou x Fem!reader fanfictions, so that's where most of my writer's block is coming from. Anywho, thank you all again, especially those who where there since the beginning. I give you all my best wishes.

Katsuki: hrg, the lack of irony.

Sushi: oh shut it.