you should know that i wrote the first part of this chapter last night while being a little dumb and overworked so this turned out to be SO BAD LMAO im embarrassed to publish it but here we go
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Taehyung made a groupchat.
Taehyung: okay but jungkook has the biggest fucking eyes ever and they get all sparkly n pretty n beautifully and he jus so precious i wanna kiss his eyeballs nd then suck his pretty dick he grew so much babie is being a big man now n i jus wanna hold him in my arms n kiss him n never let him go
Yoongi: where was this necessary
Jimin: i want to die my best friend went insane
Jungkook: oooh taehyung ❤❤❤❤
Taehyung: n he's jus so good in bed its like the biggest adventure ever he's looking innocent but this boy's wildin i can't describe with words how much i luv him and how i wanna kiss his lips n tell the world hes the best man ever
Jungkook: ❤❤❤❤❤
Yoongi: omg? tae you okay?
Jimin: i miss sana
Taehyung: 💜💜💜💜💜💜
Jungkook: ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Hoseok: what did i miss i just had the best sex ever 👅
Namjoon: ugh same
Jin: you guys do realise that jungkook is writing from taehyung's phone right?
Taehyung: shit i mean shut up im kim taehyung the prettiest man alive.
Namjoon: yup its jungkook kook where's ur boyfriend
Jungkook: idk he's outside in the garden with my dad and they eat mangos or something idk
Hoseok: when will y'all be back...
Jimin: awww u miss us already?? 💕
Hoseok: no but i wanna know if i can fuck in peace
Yoongi: what a fuckboy our hobi is
Jungkook: wanna see something pretty?
Yoongi: we dont want to see pictures of taehyung fuck off kookie
Jungkook: but
Yoongi: no. kookie no.
Jimin: ssh yoongi let him talk! sure show us kook
Jungkook:
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