<8> Being Emotionless can be Funny

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"When it comes to Robin things are always blunt."

That line couldn't be truer. Sometimes being extremely, painfully, blunt was funny or helpful. Other times it was weird. And sometimes it was straight up wrong. But a lot of the times it was just funny.






Wally walked into the mountain. "What's up Rob?" The Speedster greeted as he saw his friend eating at the kitchen island.

"Ceiling." Robin answered without looking away from his food. Wally stifled a laugh, Robin didn't get it.











Blood was running down Robin's leg. But for some reason the bird didn't seem to notice.

Artemis pointed towards the blood, "Uhh Robin, what's up with your leg?" Robin looked down at his leg and touched where blood was spilling out from.

Robin looked back up at his friends, his face straight as ever. "I've been shot." He said before collapsing to the ground.












"That house is coming down!" A bystander shouted. The team had been sent to help out a town that had been hit by an earthquake. And it was a bad one.

"Guys I can't get to it I'm already getting people from this building!" Wally said through comms.

"I'm already holding up 2 buildings!" M'gann added, she couldn't get over there either.

"Superboy, how many are inside?" Kaldur asked.

"Just 2." The clone answered. The team could do nothing but watch as the 2 story building collapsed. Hoping that the two inside would only be injured.

A small child pulled on Robin's cape, drawing his attention. The kid couldn't have been more then 6. She pointed towards the fallen building.

"My Mommy and Daddy we're in there." She says, asking if they were alright. Superboy and Artemis were in the rubble looking for any sign of life. They found none . . .

"They're dead." Artemis said sadly.

Robin looked down at the small girl, "Your parents are dead."








"Hey! Robin wanna go-"

"No."
















"Robin the team is going on a-"

"No."

















"Robin! Wanna come and-"

"No."











The team had gone to the movies, they were seeing a movie all Marvel fans hate and love.

Infinity War.

It was the death scene, loud sobs were heard all through the theater. Screams and shouts too. All of the Young Justice members were crying too, well almost all of them. EVEN CONNOR AND KALDUR WERE CRYING FOR PETE'S SAKE!

Wally looked towards his best friend. To sad to think of how Robin lacked emotion. "How are you not crying!" He shouted, telling the entire theater that someone wasn't balling their eyes out.

Through sobs and cracked voices everyone in the theater started yelling at Robin about how he wasn't crying.







"Rob wanna-,"

"No."










"The team is going-,"

"No."








"Your not going on Patrol, Dick." Batman stated plainly. Dick, who was already in costume, looked up at Batman.

"Yes I am." Was all he said before walking out the door.














Wally was bored. Being bored and being a hyperactive speedster don't mix. So Wally decided to do something he'd never done before.

Tickle an emotionless Robin.

Wally crept up behind the bird who was sitting on the couch typing away at his hologlove. And just a second before Wally could attack, Robin looked back at him.

"What are you doing?" Robin asked monotony. Wally froze, then used his super speed to start tickling Robin. 




It wasn't working. 






It was awkward.






Wally couldn't stop and the whole scene was just a ball of weird.














Alright so this chapter sucked!

Also! Important chapter comes out next! I don't know when it'll come out (it's mid-term week at school) but if I somehow get it out soon then yippee!

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