Vampire// Jeongchan

Ten, Jisung

AN: All Jisung stans have been found dead. Including me. If Skz ever decides to do a sexy concept... Well... See ya at my funeral!

Minho and I just finished up. He was planning to leave the room, and I was lying on the bed, not wanting to get up.

" Jisung?"

" Mhm?" I grumbled. ( I was tired, okay?)

" Imma tell everyone."

" Tell them what baby?" I shot up from the bed while realization hit, groaning from the pain of doing so.

" WAIT, MINHO DON'T!"

" What, why? They all work with him. They deserve to know, right?"

" I mean, yeah, but Chan doesn't want anyone else to know and like-"

" I have to tell them."

" No! What if they don't accept him? What if someone doesn't shut up during an interview or something and spills it? Chan's literal life could be at risk!" I said in the nicest way possible. ( I don't like yelling at Minho...)

" If that were to happen, it would be you-"

" This isn't the time to joke around! What if that happens? What if someone doesn't accept it?"

" I didn't at first."

" Yeah but, if I were anyone other than your boyfriend, would you have listened?" He thought about it for a second.

" Probably not-"

" Exactly!"

" Sorry, Sungie. But I feel like I have to."

" Fine but I'm going with you!" I got up from the bed and immediately winced.

" Are you okay?~" He said teasingly.

" Fuck off."

I opened the door to see everyone staring at our room door. Woojin looked infuriated, and was covering Jeongin's ears, while Chan and Seungmin looked like they lost a bit of innocence and Changlix plus Hyunjin were snickering.

Shit, shit, shit, shit-

I slammed the door back closed.

" What happened now?"

" Th-They heard... u-us..." I was beyond embarrassed... My system had shut down! Han.exe had stopped working! But, Minho thought it was hilarious.

" So, they heard your mo-"

" YES. YES THEY DID."

" I told you to be quiet."

" I-I TOLD YOU TO WAIT UNTIL THE OTHER MEMBERS LEFT LIKE USUAL, BUT NO. YOU JUST COULDN'T KEEP YOUR DI-"

" Like usual?" That came from a muffled voice on the other side of the door. You see, this is why I don't yell at Minho. I'm loud already, so yelling makes it so everyone can hear what we're arguing about.

" Guuuuys~ Come ouuuuut~" Fuck, it was Hyunjin. At that point I knew we were never living this down.

Minho opened the door and forced me to get out.

" Woojin-Hyung, I don't get why you were covering my ears. I'm twenty-one, I can handle the sounds of Minho and Jisung havi-"

" Hush." Woojin literally still thought Jeongin was five, didn't he?

" A-Anyways... Are we just going to let go of that one time Jeongin was moaning in Chan's office?" Jeongin's face turned red for seemingly the fifteenth time.

" How many times do I have to tell you, it was for a song?"

" Wait what? Jeongin, tHAT WAS YOU?" Oh shit, Woojin's about to murder Chan.

" ...yeah..."

" CHAN I'M GOING TO-"

" Okay let's not get violent! Mostly because I have an announcement!"

" Did you propose to Jisung yet?" Oof, I wish...

" Uh, no. BUT! I have to tell you guys, Chan's a v-" I covered his mouth with my hand.

" Minho, I suddenly need to go back to the bedroom! Bye guys!" Okay, that was a shitty excuse. And everyone now probably thinks I'm a pervert... bUt ThAt'S fInE! i'Ll Be FiNe! I slammed the door, again. I really need to stop abusing this door...

" Jisung, what the fuck?"

" We. Can't. Tell. Them."

" Why?"

" It's Chan's secret, not ours! If Chan wants to tell everyone, Chan can tell everyone. Its not our place to decide!"

" Fine, whatever."

" By the way, guys. If you're going for a round two, keep it down this time. I honest to god never want to hear that again. Especially Jisung calling Minho d-"

" WE GET IT." I swear, Hyunjin is going to die one of these days. How does Seungmin tolerate him?

" So... Are you actually up for a round two?"

" No! Don't you think you've done enough damage already?" He started inching towards me, pretty much pinning my back against the wall.

" You sure?" He said, bringing his arm around my waist. I looked into his eyes, seeing the desire in them.

" N-No..." He then crashed his lips into mine, excited for the night ahead of us.

AN: Not gonna lie, it's fun teasing smut like this. Anyways, hope you liked my dumb attempts at humor! This chapter was really to cure the writers' block I was talking about last time. I was absolutely out of inspiration and stuff, so I just let my mind wind loose writing this. So sorry if this was cringe-worthy or didn't make sense. I had fun writing this though. I tried being funny, probably failed, the usual. I swear, the next chapter'll actually get back to the main story. Also, thanks for #20 in Jeongchan! I literally screamed when I saw it! Thanks for reading, bye.