<And thats my story>*Floor 14 cleared (Kirito)*"Dammit Griff"*Cue intro*(Location Update: Floor 15)<Did you hear about Floor 15>"No, what"<You have to clear 5 trials before you can fight the boss>Draq seems to be distracted."God, sounds like filler"Draq runs back over with scrap metal."Ok fine... lets go"(Location Update: Floor 15 Trial site)I hand Griff some new gear."Implanted razors in your arms, and blades on your feet""You can do a corkscrew, right?"<Yeah, arms straight, razors to the side, right?""Yeah thats it"Draq pulls out his bow and snipes a bird."Whats the first trial"A large gate looms overhead."I wonder what will be in there"<Hey Dorian, I found the trial security camera>I lean over to look at the screen and...."Kirito!"Draq walks over with a bottle of barbaque sauce."Good thinking Draq, we'll need lots of that"<Medium rare please>"We're not gonna let Kirito beat us"We charge into the woods, towards the first trial.(Location Update: Trial Woods)"Whats first"The woods are quiet. Not a creature is stirring.Not even a shameless Christmas joke.*2 Hours later*"Alright guys, It feels like we're almost there""We must be close"<Hey Dorian, we passed the trial 2 hours ago>"What, why didn't you tell me"<Too busy eating birds>Draq sits next to a fire, cooking a bird."Are you kidding me.... you forgot to bring honey garlic"So we continued walking...*2 hours later*We arrive at the trial, finally."Ok, let the trials begin"We walk a few steps before I smell something weird.*crackle crackle*"Whats that"*Crackle crackle*<Umm>Griff points in the direction where they came from.*Fwoosh*Smoke begins to flow through the air.The fire begins to spread."Draq, did you put out the fire you made""Wha..""Griff?""WHERE DID THEY GO!"I begin running through the woods, fire catching up to me.The flames burn my legs and draw blood, then seals the wound.I reach a tall mountain at the end of the woods.The Trees behind me are still on fire.I look up towards the top of the mountain...<Hey Dorian...>Griff and Draq stand at the top of the mountain."How'd you get up there, and why did you leave me"<What, I can't hear you... You'll have to climb up>*10 minutes later*"Huff huff huff""Almost there""I can see the top""I.. can..."The rock I grab for, breaks."They were right when they said that your life would flash before your eyes""God, its boring"*Slam*I open my eyes to see...Im at the bottom of the mountain. The rock that broke was only 1 foot off the ground."UUGH"*1 hour later*I grip onto the top of the mountain.I pull myself half way up.<Oh good, you made it>"Yeah, no thanks to you""Come on, give me a hand"<Oh sure>"?"I grab onto Griffs hand, I feel his grip loosening.<Bye>His hand slips out of reach and I plummet towards the ground."Scrrrrewwww yyyyoooouuuu"*3 Hours later*"Finally, I made it back up"<Oh hey, where have you been>"Don't you dare pull that card"*Back on track*"Remind me to slap him when I show him this"<Uh... what>"Nothing"We arrive at a cave, Nothing special about it, Forget it."Hey, whats this"50 paths leading in many directions, stand in front of us."Ugh, I won't stand for this""Draq, use your 'Big bang attack'"A bright flash of light fills the cave, and then an explosion.The entire maze has been destroyed, leaving the exit just a bit ahead."And we will never use that attack ever again""Onward"(Insert random amount of time here)"There it is, the boss door"<I thought Kirito was ahead of us><Oh wait, nevermind>A letter lay on the ground next to the door.*To BallsDeep69Im heading to Asuna's for dinner.I'll be back later. As a man.Enjoy your life... Alone. Kirito*"Wow, thats harsh"<I don't know, sounds like something you would do>"I don't know what you're talking about"*Looks at readers with a 'If you knew me, this would be funny' look*Draq pulls out his fire bow.Griff activates his razor blades."Do you hear that"*Screech*"Yeah, im not going in there"*Looks around*"Dammit guys"I run into the boss room after them.Inside is a dark room filled with eggs.A large dark body clings to the ceiling.Some of the eggs are open."No""No no no"A leg sticks out of the egg."No no no no no no"A screech echoes through the room."No no no no no no no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"The creature leaps out of the egg."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"End of Chapter [Dorian] [Draq] [Griff] lv.22 lv.21 lv.18
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Scrapped Stories
FanfictionThis is a compilation of all of the stories that I've scrapped over the years. Remember that these were written over the course of five years, so the writing may not be up to date, or written well. DerpySound helped in some of these stories, so be s...
