Hamilton reacts to Ships

Philidosia

AUTHOR NOTE: Imagine getting finish with a chapter and forgetting to click the publish
button, lmao.

Philidosia [ Philip x Theodosia Jr. ]

CHRISTMAS CRACK WARNING
AND SAD ENDING IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHATS GOING ON TO THIS CHARACTER.

YOU BEEN WARNED LOL.
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lso don't play music until I say so.

Imagine sipping tea at 3:00 am in the morning of Christmas. Now imagine your dad summons Satan instead of Santa, aka your sister.

Well mates, that is exactly what happened.

MARIEL: [ screech noise ] nOtIcE mE!!

KGIII: What the bloody hell is that thing?

MADDIE: Satan.

PHILIP: Santa?

MADDIE: No my sister ( adoptive )

MARIEL: sup.

KGIII: Its hideous [ starts praying with Samuel ] get the holy water, Sammy.

MARIEL: lIsTeN hErE, tHoT.

JEFFERSON: I got called a thot before

ALEXANDER: BY WHO? Only I get to call you that.

JEFFERSON: [ shakes head] Your so dumb you dumbie dumb.

ALEXANDER: I can say the same for you, dumba-

MARIEL: [ Place hand on Alex shoulder ] chill, mate.

ALEXANDER: This child told me to chill? [ Dies laughing because we all know that chill does not exist in his dictionary]

MARIEL: Anywho...what's the plan sis?

MADDIE: [ Digging a grave ] Can't you see I'm busy hiding a body.

MARIEL: Another one? [ Sighs ] Fine... [ Ideas pop up ] Time to take over her job!

MADDIE: Besh, I'm right here.

MARIEL: Shit.

ANGELICA: What's the ship for today?

MADDIE: Well since it is Christmas and Burr over there being lonely as frick

AARON: What? Me? Naw?

ALEXANDER: He got me!

JEFFERSON: A roach.

ALEXANDER: I'm about to kill a-

????: Can't we not fight on Christmas?

BURR: Theodosia Jr....?

THEODOSIA JR: Hello father [ hugs hee father like a good child ] and hello Philip [ waves ]

PHILIP: [ blushing ] hey, Theo....

GEORGE E: [ frowns ]

ANGELICA: You still didn't answer my question

MADDIE: Oh yeah, the ship is Philidosia!

PHILIP: [ Madly blushing ] Ehhh?!