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EPISODE TWO: THE SHORTEST CHAPTER IN HUMAN HISTORY BUT ALSO KING GEORGE IS AN INTERNET TROLL
Today is a beautiful day. At least that's what today had felt for King George. He hadn't actually looked outside as the windows were always covered. Perhaps Maddie was a vampire or a criminal in hiding? However, it doesn't change the fact that today is a beautiful day to be an internet troll.
Ah yes, an internet troll. King George had found himself a new hobby a week ago when everyone suggested him to find something better to do aside from declaring war and an cock-blocking (That's Washington's job). So as a result, he found this ancient computer and thus, the beginning of his trolling career.
However, today, a wave of inspiration had hit his royalty mind. It's been awhile since him and his subjects have done an react. So why not make today's reaction interesting..?
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MADDIE: What the—What is this?! [ points at paper ]
PEGGY: Oh! Is that a ship?! Lemmie see! [ Snatches paper ] Philaria...? What's that?
MADDIE: This monstrosity of a ship is Philip x Maria.
ALEXANDER: [ blinks ] What.
MARIA: [ Awkwardly speaks ] I think it's best to say we sink this, right...?
EACKER: Of course! Who would even suggest such a thing involving this cinnamon roll [ points at Philip holding a knife ]
AARON: Oh shit, he has a knife.
ELIZABETH: Philip! Put that down, it's dangerous!
PHILIP: Oh, I forgot I was holding this! [ puts the knife down ]
THOMAS: You know, if anyone's a cinnamon roll, it would be me.
Everyone turns to Thomas.
THOMAS: [ breathes ]
ANGELICA: Disgusting.
ALEXANDER: Say it louder for the people in the back, Angie!
