Hamilton reacts to Ships

Burren

BURREN [ Burr x Laurens ]

PREVIOUSLY ON KEEPING UP WITH THE HAMILTHOTS.....

Door knocks! 🚪

HERCULES: Should we open it?

LAURENS: Nah, it could be Burr trying to head back in.

KGIII: or my pizza, you peasants! [ he opens the door to reveal...... ]

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PRESENT TIME ( lol I feel like I misspelt something )
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JOHN, RENSSELAER, PHILIP: [ sings like a god 🎤] the Schuyler brothe–

KGIII: Dammit [ slams door ] it's not the pizza delivery person people.

ANGELICA: Of course not, it's our lovely brothers [ opens door ]

PEGGY: [ rolls eyes ] Ewww, it's those disgusting male species.

ELIZA: [ gasps ] Peggy!

JOHN SCHUYLER: quite offended [ hand on heart ]

RENSSELAER: indeed.

PHILIP SCHUYLER: sup.

MADDIE: Great, now I don't have any room for my coffee machine. [ sad tears ]

J. LAURENS: Not to sound rude, but why are you all here?

RENSEELAER: To react to ships.

MADDIE: Sorry, we're closed for the day [ still sad ]

PHILIP SCHUYLER: We ain't leaving till we react to something.

ALL THREE MALE ANIMALS:

MADDIE: the fuccccccc [ sighs louder than a sigh should sound ] FINE.

JOHN SCHUYLER: yay. [ claps hand ]

ELIZA: Brothers, what have you accomplish by annoying our friend, Maddie?

PHILIP SCHUYLER: [ smart arse mode ] everything [ smirks ]

TWO MINUTES LATER

PHILIP SCHUYLER: [ tied up in a chair inside of the cheese closet ] WHAT THE FU–

MADDIE: [ close sound proof door ] Well, shall we continue?

Cricket sounds....